Armani S/S 2016 Runway
This is the only dress we got in our sub -- the rest were all premium and we have to ration those -- but I think it's one we are very likely to see out and about, so at least a useful one slipped through the cracks.
Armani S/S 2016 Runway
I just liked this photo. It's how I want to look at all times.
Armani S/S 2016 Runway
Sincerely, if I could pull off that hat and never have to show anyone my forehead ever again, I'd be IN. Send me one in every color.
Armani S/S 2016 Runway
BAG PORN.
Armani S/S 2016 Runway
Bomp-chicka-bow-wow.
Armani S/S 2016 Runway
THIS purse heard you need your copy machine fixed. Can it come in for a glass of lemonade while it works in your hot, hot kitchen?
Armani S/S 2016 Runway
"Did somebody order a pizza... Oh sorry am I interrupting something?" BAG PORN.
Marni S/S 2016 Runway
This is totally loony, in a wonderfully eccentric way. Great print, nutty cut.
Marni S/S 2016 Runway
Whereas this is just... a problem. Sometimes layers do NOT make you deeper. They just make you burdened.
Marni S/S 2016 Runway
A wearable, rainbow hex-tile sampler.
Marni S/S 2016 Runway
Is this a hazmat vest?
Marni S/S 2016 Runway
And is this purse actually a folded leather napkin?
Marni S/S 2016 Runway
Another good pattern, heavily rendered into an outfit. But at least it's lively. And not an eyesore. Unlike...
DSquared2 S/S 2016 Runway
We have seen SO MANY of these little capes over mini-skirts. It's mad tacky and therefore probably catnip to The Youngs.
DSquared2 S/S 2016 Runway
Is that a tattoo-sleeve CATSUIT? Also, that top makes it look like the model's neck is a foot long.
DSquared2 S/S 2016 Runway
It's like an Herve Leger dress mixed with a sweatband. And it's HEINOUS.
DSquared2 S/S 2016 Runway
NOT EVEN ENTIRELY CLOTHES.
DSquared2 S/S 2016 Runway
We also saw the multiple-handbag thing elsewhere, and I have to reject that on principle. There is NO GOOD REASON to spread out your stuff between two bags that both become twice as easy to misplace. THINK.
DSquared2 S/S 2016 Runway
Oh my God. It's like Baby Phat IN SPACE.
DSquared2 S/S 2016 Runway
Yes, please, frame her genitals as if they're the mouth of Zuul.
Gucci S/S 2016 Runway
This is very French Hipster.
Gucci S/S 2016 Runway
Neckt-eye.
Gucci S/S 2016 Runway
I do like that skirt, but the blouse looks like it was made from leftover handbag lining.
Gucci S/S 2016 Runway
No thank you, Pornographic Student At Anne Shirley's One-Room School.
Gucci S/S 2016 Runway
I assume her head is brought to you by someone's obsession with Keri Russell on The Americans.