Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
So Gucci is REALLY into shoes designed after those dogs that get smushed in A Fish Called Wanda.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
She looks like she sleepwalked straight into a pile of David Spade's old hair.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
These are going to be FANTASTIC for all my fall snacking.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Please God let Gwyneth try to wear this.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Intern George obviously just ordered three.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
She MIGHT be about to kill me and use my blood for fertilizer. Also, Florence Welch will eat this up.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
I imagine Blake Lively wearing this during one of her amber-lit backyard barbecues that she overstyles from "artisans" and then shoots so extensively that she has Preserve pieces for the next six months.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
That sweater is fifth-grade science fair stuff. I have NO IDEA if those are sheer capris or a sheer skirt but neither makes it less dumb than the other way.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
HARK. Something actually pretty and wearable. Starlets: On your marks, get set, go.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This is very Keira Knightley Three Weeks After Giving Birth.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This is probably what she'll wear in the maternity suite while she's pushing.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
I would earmark this for Meryl Streep but she basically already wears this every day.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Pure, unadulterated Betty White.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
More Florence Welch. Wherever she is. Hand-whittling a baby rattle for wee James Lively.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
These pants are not allowed to trickle down into stores that actual people go to. They just CANNOT.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
WHAT IS WRONG WITH GUCCI. This is wretched.
Gucci Fall 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This beret is basically the only thing that gives me peace in this entire festival of wack. Cher Horowitz, this is your moment. You are BACK.