Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Well, this is great. It's so heartwarming to be able to say that.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
This also works. Blake Lively should pop that on and leave the house for something.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
God, AND this. Gucci, you are ringing my bells this season.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Sure, I'll take that, too. I imagine you can only open or close it if TV's Ichabod Crane leans really close and whispers an incantation.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I like this version of it ALSO.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
... Yep, I'm on board still. SIX FOR SIX.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
SEVEN FOR SEVEN.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
That might look terrible on my boobs, or any boobs, but I'm inclined to give it a win anyway. Let's go a half point. We're 7.5 for 8, folks.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
And now 8.5 for 9. Y'all, this is unprecedented. Am I just in a really good mood or something?
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I don't hate this, either, even though it would also look bad on me -- but if I judged on that criteria, it would ALL fail, so I will embrace this. And say that Olivia Munn should give it a whack but have someone else do her makeup. I read once that she does her own, and that's really not happening for her.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I want Peggy from Mad Men to wear this. Not Elisabeth Moss; Peggy.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
A closer look at the purses is always time well spent.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
And close-ups of shoes are THE BEST.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
HELLO SNUGGLES. Designers were REALLY into a lot of fur/furry things this year.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I'm feeling Janice Dickinson. From any era.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
FINALLY something I truly don't covet. It looks good on the model, but it's too real-world silly. Nicole Kidman could pull off the shirt or the pants, I think, but not together.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Back to Lust Mode.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Hmm. I don't hate it, but it's not my favorite. I need to see it out in the world. On Chanel Iman, or something.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
That's just a great coat and a kick-ass pair of boots. Simple as that. Naomi Watts, this is your life.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I like to eat devilled eggs, not wear pants the color of them. But I'll take the bag. IF I MUST.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Something about the pinks makes me think of Anne Hathaway. In a good way, though. With her short 'do styled just right.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Oh, no, never mind, this would be better on Hathaway, actually. She'd like the touch of edge. She should call me. The other one may have been a coat, anyway. I couldn't tell. And I like this way better, so... maybe Hath should take that one and then give me this one as a commission. YES.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Take it, Kruger. TAKE IT. Although actually the color would be better on a Cotillard. OOOH, or Solange.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
The little black dress I really, really wish I owned.
Gucci - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
It's an achievement to make leather pants seem frumpy. Turning them into pleated slacks is really the only way. Ouch. And a FUR SHIRT. Well, I suppose we couldn't surf that high tide forever. Still, I'd say out of all these slides, I only disliked maybe... five? If that? What a great ratio. Thank you, Gucci. I've never been happier to be so bummed out that I'm not a gajillionaire.