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The best part of this is that the back of that hood is BLONDE BARBIE HAIR ATTACHED WITH A LEATHER STRAP. I despair that there is no picture, but perhaps that's for the best.
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Yeah, those pants unzip to reveal, like, dolphin shorts.
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Who will wear this? I am asking this sincerely. I do not understand how these lines make money. Who buys them? How does money come into this business?
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Um.
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I just sincerely hope these models made some extra cash for having to do, like, transcendental meditation or whatever without cracking up.
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The Michelin Man WAS due for a revamp.
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This was a performance artist who was also modeling and he had a glow-in-the-dark mouth guard and he had Artistic Seizures, and I'm sure I just Didn't Get It, but I spent A LOT OF the Artistic Seizure time rolling my eyes. WE GET IT. You're TORTURED. Where are the bare abs?!
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Ah, there they are. This almost looks normal until you realize the shorts unzip into just FLAPPING SECTIONS OF LEATHER. Sometimes I just don't understand....you know. Anything.