
"This is really NEAT," was my knee-jerk reaction. I AM A WORDSMITH. But it IS neat. The texture is interesting, and it's super cozy.

Is Reign even still on TV? If so, I know its costumer is like, "I WISH PEOPLE KNEW REIGN WAS STILL ON TV, also I plan to buy this if I can."

I will also note, as we get into this, that I actually can see a lot of these on celebs, if said celebs can rustle up the cash and influence to nab themselves some couture. Like, I can see Emma Stone popping up at a photo call in this.

And this is lovely, even with the unusual length and cut outs. I would LOVE to see, say, Constance Wu get this for the Emmys.

For when Lady Gaga wakes up feeling kind of blue.

When Rihanna wakes up and she's FREEZING everywhere below the shoulders.

...pass. NEXT!

For those days when you just long for the feeling that your fur is slowly sliding down your body.

There was, in fact, a lot of fur in this collection.

Does the sheer influenza need to infect coats, too? DOES IT? WHY?

I'm never going to love the arm warmers, but the beading on this is rather divine.

At some point, everyone at J Mendel was like, "what can we do with SLEEVES, you guys? THINK!!!"

J Mendel by Arya Stark, this fall at fine retailers near you.

I must confess, there is a huge part of me that wants to swan into an event wearing this, throw a drink in someone's face, and storm out.

This is beautiful. Imagine a world where Lupita took this for a spin. I would die.

This looks like a fur sleeping bag that is revolting against the tyranny of being a sleeping bag, and ergo I also want someone to try to wear this and get away with it. But it would have to be somewhere VERY COLD INDEED.

Just TRY IT, Julianne Moore!

Cookie Lyons might need a fur dress, right? (It's an achievement when your line could outfit women on Reign and Empire alike, and that's not sarcasm. Reign and Empire are both really well-costumed.)

Apparently, SHOULDERS ARE HAPPENING, you guys.

What did I just say? Actually, this is great, in a Woman of a Certain Age in the 90s kind of minimalist way. I want Judith Light to wear it.

This might be ear-marked for my beloved Johnny Weir.

This is straight-up bonkers, but I also kind of love it? Let's see if Cate Blanchette can make it work.

So, yeah. A lot of this is screaming WINTER IS COMING.

I wish I like this color combo more than I do. It's a bit The Best Kitchen Appliances of the 70s for me, personally.

I kind of love this, though.

I love the top of this, believe it or not.

Let's hand this to J Lo. I think she can handle it.

What about for Marion Cotillard?

For the starlet who decides she's in a real Joan of Arc mood.

Why don't we volleyball this over to Jessica Chastain?

How cold does J Mendel think these formal events are gonna be??!

But this is kind of amazing, almost medieval.

Rihanna has totally already ordered this. She LOVES a robe.

I mean, cozy? I have a (faux) throw on my sofa that looks very much like this tunic.

I want everyone to push her sleeves up, but this is really beautiful.

I want Kate Middleton to pop up in this and blow all our minds.

Anne can wear this one.

This is STUNNING. What about on my beloved Lucy Liu, at the Emmys?

Cozy! You take this and run with it, Celine Dion.
