Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
I genuinely think of you lined that sucker, Kate would be all over that. She's great in navy blue, and the cut is one she tends to favor, AND it 's the illusion of straplessness without sacrificing the modesty that she's expected to show.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
She has chosen Packham separates before -- as part of this HIDEOUS HIDEOUS OUTFIT that is seriously so awful to me -- and don't think this skirt is a huge reach. With some tailoring.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
I don't need to tell you that this ALSO only makes it this high because Kate would adapt it. By cutting a vag hole in the front of the skirt, clearly.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Kate likes this sort of shape, and she likes darker colors with a little sparkle. I could see it. It's a BIT flash, but it's not impossible.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
She also likes neutrals, so I decided she'd give this at least a second look.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
I WISH. The shape is very Kate but I doubt she'd ever go with the Tequila Sunrise color scheme. Which is a shame. It would be SO UNEXPECTED in a good way.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Just kidding.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Kate does poorly with cocktail wear. She could line this with black and call it an LBD and it'd be better than most.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
That's a cut she might employ, because of its relative modesty.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Another skirt to consider. She doesn't wear these hues, but basically, almost everything else would be crazy on her.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Nothing screams Kate Middleton like visible nipple.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
If she ever went strapless, this would be a top contender.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Unless this got there first.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
We could call that British Racing Green, sort of... maybe... right?
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Obviously we're at the part where she would NEVER with any of the rest. Although she'd look nice in this. It doesn't really show any cleavage even though it's a v-cut.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
I WISH William would come home with this coat as her push present.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Or this one. Just for giggles. She could leave the hospital in it, clutching the baby to its crunchy shiny texture. TOTALLY practical.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Maybe for when Kate gets older and seems to be more of a professional lady of the world. This is totally a Letizia thing.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Pippa would order this in Kate's name and then sneak into KP and steal it off the rack.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Maybe she could pick this for a celebration of some anniversary of the Holland Park peacocks. Assuming they're even still there. Somebody throw that party as an excuse to see if she goes all thematic.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Again, can't see her wearing chocolate unless it's to a Cadbury benefit.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
This color would be terrible on her, I think.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
And she'd obviously never wear the Beach Maxi version either.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Not going to happen.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
NOOOOPE.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
MAYBE on a chilly day in Hell? [Also, check out the video I took of this dress walking past me; you can HEAR the sound the paillettes make as it swooshes by.]
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
NEXT.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Not even if you lined it.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
I did actually have a brief moment of wondering if she'd do that with a lining, but... no. I just don't think she's ever going to do cream satin. It's too bridal.
Also, the visible nipple shields on this are an interesting touch (and that's for sure what they are; I noticed it at the show too). Did this model just have a modesty clause, randomly, or do we think that was a deliberate styling choice?
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
And that one would be too low-cut, although I think the basic pattern of the top, she'd do with a totally different dress.
Jenny Packham Runway Fall 2015
Again... too bridal. Kate is not going to go down that street. She's already had that iconic moment; this would be too much of a comedown.