
This show was very VERY very 80s. It also handed out the cutest Longchamp totes to the front row, featuring a print of red-white-and-blue Popsicles shaped like the Empire State Building. (I did not get one as I was not in the front row.)

They were in this print, and they were for-real cute -- as is this dress, actually.

Literally very Pretty Woman. Add boots for fall!

This is also kind of cute and wearable, which is always a pleasant surprise from Jeremy.

My Barbie totally had this.

I can't even exactly figure out how this works.

Is it weird that I think Taylor Swift could totally get away with this? She'd look cute in it.

Too bad this came out so much after "Welcome to New York" was released as a single. Also, Katy Perry wears Jeremy Scott all the time. Is Taylor even allowed to sport his work?

These wigs are not great.

Inspired by the mighty Bugle. The snack, not the musical instrument.

This is also sincerely cute and wearable. WHO KNEW?

When the time comes for you to take yourself out for a walk.

V. subtle and understated.

Same.

Miley will look SO CUTE in this, sincerely.

This fabric often feels extremely Dollar Store.

Also cute and whimsically wearable.

Yes, yes, sweetie, we get it.

Paging Bieber.

I'd like to see Rihanna in some of these. She could elevate them, and she can carry off the whimsy without seeming silly.

Get your order in now for Father's Day.

It's too bad these all came out after the VMAs, because this would have been perfect.

Indeed.

These sunglasses are so funny to me. They're deeply Max Headroom.

Katy Perry will probably wear this.

Wearing a shirt printed with the sunglasses you're wearing on your face is like...sartorial Inception.

I just want to see Gigi Hadid and whatever former boy bander she's currently squiring wear this and the previous on a date.

Chef on the bottom, biker on the top.

This skirt was actually REALLY cool in person.

I actually would TOTALLY wear a shirt that was covered in a print of legs.

Maybe not this one specifically.

This is wearable.

This is NOT, unless you're Lady Gaga, or the world's biggest fan of cheese.

For those parties where you worry you won't have anywhere to put down your plate of spring rolls.

I am SINCERELY delighted by a bag that looks like a huge tube of toothpaste. WHIMSY.

This is like the jumpsuit version of the old electronic handheld game Simon.

SINCERELY cute.

For that event wherein you need to dress like a vinyl LP. The Grammys?

BEHOLD! The human glitter taco coat!
