Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I'm serious. IT'S A SHOWER CURTAIN. And it's already been done better by someone else. YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE BEST SHOWER CURTAIN.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
And Leighton Meester of two years ago would be all OVER this. Methinks she's learned from that mistake, although one never can tell. Some a'hole will put this on though, and probably with minimal undergarments.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Vaginal gangrene: IT SPREADS.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This looks great coming down a runway, but coming down a red carpet? RUN.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Someone will wear this, though. I might not even hate it when they do. It depends on how much wine I've had and who it is. Meryl? Probably no. Shailene? Maybe. Al Roker? YES.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Lady Sybil Crawley would like this, although the Earl of Grantham would have a hissy about it.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I would like to see a version of this that continues the top all the way down, without the ballet company that's living down there.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I could see someone wearing this, actually. Cross your fingers, Shailene.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
It's Fergie at the Grammys + Swan Lake + the Smurfs.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Okay, this reminds me -- in a good way -- of what I used to like about Marchesa: when they did elaborate details that looked thoughtful and careful, as opposed to just gluing tulle to the bottom of a half-designed gown and calling it a night.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Waving this in front of Blake Lively would be like waving red at a bull.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Blake again!
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
They should just rename this line Blakechesa.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Eh.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Bjork! Suddenly I feel you near!
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is another one that is pretty fantastic to LOOK at on a runway, but surely they don't intend it for practical use, because it looks like a high-fashion flea collar.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Dear Sasha Cohen: Come on, don't you have one more long program in you?... OH WAIT, she never had one long program in her! ZING. Yes, I went there. SKATING TAUNTS. But I always loved so hard and hoped so much and she crushed my Olympic spirits every time because she choked.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I hope Kim Kardashian elopes with Reggie Bush in this dress, forgetting that she's not actually divorced yet. It will be so moving.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Okay, chop off the tulle, bring the rest down, and let's talk.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
All I hear is Jamie Lee Curtis saying, "I am Inga from Sveden."
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Look, bird watchers, a very rare Boobed Eagle.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
La la la.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
That's all right. Based on what we've seen this week, Kristen Chenoweth would wear it.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Again, one of the more adaptable looks.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This one seems like it doesn't fit that well with the rest of the collection. Possibly because there is only one thing happening on it.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Big Bird would have the biggest crush.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Maybe. I don't know. She still sort of looks like a fancified end table.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I can work with this, though.
Marchesa - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Pretty idea, but my guess is that when Ashley Greene or whoever wears this I will still put it up for a vote and then announce it's not my thing.