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Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015 new york fashion week

I seriously feel like Georgina and Keren were like, "Look at those photos of the poppy exhibit at the Tower of London. It's so pretty OH MY GOD I JUST HAD AN IDEA."

Marchesa Fall 2015

This just looks like a creepy horror movie about a man-eating organism. Like "Little Shop of Horrors," but with a little old lady's country garden.

Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

This would be silly to me in any real world context, but if someone made a PBS show about a woman wearing this dress I would probably watch the hell out of it.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

I think the top of this would be much more effective if the bottom were simple.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

The beach cantina she works for makes a purple margarita that will MESS YOU UP.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

I haven't seen Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries yet but I feel like Phryne would not kick this out of bed.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

"I shot him and his brains are all over my chest and I'm STILL so BORED, GOD, the ENNUI."

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

This feels very Emmy Rossum to me.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

Before the swingers party...

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

... and after.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

I think this dress is awkwardly going through puberty.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

This dress is going through puberty somewhat more successfully.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

And this is basically the exact opposite of puberty.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

This would be lousy WITHOUT the pelvis flash, but with it... it's lousy and sort of played.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

Everything but the straps might be fine; those look like pieces of a fright wig hot-glued to some elastic.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

The color of this is gorgeous. I'll give a pass to the fact that it's a nightgown, just because at least it has grace.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

"We need another look." "We do?" "We totally do." "Um. Just stick something on the shoulders." "Is that enough?" "It'll look like a cat is hanging off her back." "Is that what the kids want?" "I don't know. They watch a lot of cat videos, right?" "Whatever, let's just do it."

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

Scarf, belted.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

I think Marchesa should just do period costuming for film and TV.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

That must have looked cool in person, but in the photo I swear it looks made of human hair.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

I can live with this.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

An ode to the romanticism of borrowing your partner's Q-tips.

Marchesa Fall 2015

Marchesa Fall 2015

But when do the tadpoles hatch?

High Fugshion: Marchesa Fall 2015 at New York Fashion Week
It was, overall, not the most inspiring Fashion Week I've ever attended. At least Marchesa gives you a lot to look at, even when it's also insane. * Update: Now the slides are in the correct order. [Photos: Getty]

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