I seriously feel like Georgina and Keren were like, "Look at those photos of the poppy exhibit at the Tower of London. It's so pretty OH MY GOD I JUST HAD AN IDEA."
This just looks like a creepy horror movie about a man-eating organism. Like "Little Shop of Horrors," but with a little old lady's country garden.
This would be silly to me in any real world context, but if someone made a PBS show about a woman wearing this dress I would probably watch the hell out of it.
I think the top of this would be much more effective if the bottom were simple.
The beach cantina she works for makes a purple margarita that will MESS YOU UP.
I haven't seen Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries yet but I feel like Phryne would not kick this out of bed.
"I shot him and his brains are all over my chest and I'm STILL so BORED, GOD, the ENNUI."
This feels very Emmy Rossum to me.
Before the swingers party...
... and after.
I think this dress is awkwardly going through puberty.
This dress is going through puberty somewhat more successfully.
And this is basically the exact opposite of puberty.
This would be lousy WITHOUT the pelvis flash, but with it... it's lousy and sort of played.
Everything but the straps might be fine; those look like pieces of a fright wig hot-glued to some elastic.
The color of this is gorgeous. I'll give a pass to the fact that it's a nightgown, just because at least it has grace.
"We need another look." "We do?" "We totally do." "Um. Just stick something on the shoulders." "Is that enough?" "It'll look like a cat is hanging off her back." "Is that what the kids want?" "I don't know. They watch a lot of cat videos, right?" "Whatever, let's just do it."
Scarf, belted.
I think Marchesa should just do period costuming for film and TV.
That must have looked cool in person, but in the photo I swear it looks made of human hair.
I can live with this.
An ode to the romanticism of borrowing your partner's Q-tips.
But when do the tadpoles hatch?