Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
I seriously have no idea what that runway is -- it's like a pink egg-crate mattress pad or something -- but that coat is awesome.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
Okay, I like aspects of this, but if we're going to be real -- and I can't fathom why we are, but bear with me -- then that stripe across her hips is catastrophe and any celeb who even CONTEMPLATES this should order one with it at the true waist.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
The early warning signs of Human Tetris Syndrome.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
Intriguing wallpaper options.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
And, the 1970s Bathroom version.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
And, the tame and actually sort of sensible iteration.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
That top fabric is pretty, but the bottom looks treacherous.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
I just... half the time I am not even looking at the clothes, because THAT RUNWAY and mostly THOSE EYES. WHY.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
This doesn't even entirely feel like it's from this designer.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
This is super weird and kind of fun in a runway context. Jena Malone is the only celeb I can imagine right now actually wearing anything this willfully bright and weird.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
This is probably going to be more digestible to a celeb.
Mary Katrantzou Fall 2015
And this is... armor? I like the skirt, but it needs an actual SHAPE and maybe less bathtowel.