Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This dress looks kind of like a video game someone designed while on LSD. But in a good way.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That's actually cute.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Pom-pockets. To be sung, if you please, to the old "Hot Pockets" jingle.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This feels very boring and "beginner" and as if he decided he needed one easy-to-eat morsel to attract a starlet.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And of course there's a pants version.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Speaking of LSD, apparently, don't do any while watching Independence Day fireworks in the USA.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
MAKE IT STOP THEY'RE FIREWORKS OF DEATH.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
"Matthew Williamson For Etsy."
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
So is this. They're FINE, but they look a little like it was Hot Glue Gun time at the homestead.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That's both groovy, and an ode to pustules.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Fun on a runway, full of allergens in life.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I like that. Except for the undies. I mean, I LIKE the undies, because there ARE undies. But I prefer my clothes to keep the undies a secret.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Kristen Stewart should wear those pants.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Gwen Stefani should wear those. Or they can share.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Pretty, and LOOK AT THE BOOTIES. MY SOULMATES.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That suit is nice, and also, feels to me like a naked plea for Katie Holmes to go to his store.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is very Rita Ora to me.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
A bandanna necklace! She's a molten bandit. I love it and fear it all at once.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This, I JUST fear.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
FABULOUS coat.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This will end up on someone I've never heard of, from a venerable British soap. Or Celebrity Big Brother.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
At least her wrists will be warm.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Somebody stop Jessie J before she puts this on her body. Do whatever you have to do (but take her alive).
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I will accept THIS on Jessie J, however. Anything but that red trauma.
Matthew Williamson: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
ACK. MINE EYES.