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# High Fugshion: Menswear Lowlights
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/high-fugshion-menswear-lowlights/
- Published: 2013-06-28T17:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-20T00:40:01.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171649594_10.xml)

I like to imagine this is what Intern George wears when he ambles out of the villa toward the pool.

## Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171649552_10.xml)

He looks like a really fancy new crocodile hunter.

## Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171649324_10.xml)

It's just a real, solid Justin Timberlake vibe, isn't it?

## Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171649264_10.xml)

This is actually a legitimate SWINTON bat signal.

## Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171647285_10.xml)

Marc Anthony, are your ears burning? How about your clavicle?

## Alibellus + : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171531683_10.xml)

Dorothy Zbornak, are your ears burning, somewhere in TV Land?

## Frankie Morello - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171478087_10.xml)

I have never seen a Guy Fieri show and yet somehow I yearn for him to embrace this.

## Ermanno Scervino - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171475759_10.xml)

This is 200 percent more fabric than Keith Urban ever lets NEAR his sternum.

## Ermanno Scervino - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171475615_10.xml)

Orange pants are kind of a breath of fresh air right now, by comparison.

## Giorgio Armani - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171475516_10.xml)

So is a dude in a suit with oxfords. I'll TAKE IT.

## Giorgio Armani - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171475512_10.xml)

Yep. You're winning.

## DSquared2 - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171471389_10.xml)

Why weren't we at this show? What is even happening? Are they brewing Herbal Essences?

## DSquared2 - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171471321_10.xml)

This positively yearns for Jesse Eisenberg.

## DSquared2 - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171471306_10.xml)

Dear Anderson Cooper: Next time there's a natural disaster involving flooding...

## Etro - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171422810_10.xml)

Hey there, Hipster Zorro.

## Etro - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171422467_10.xml)

Sir, I believe your catheter sprang a leak.

## Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171417693_10.xml)

Space is so hot right now.

## Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171417602_10.xml)

Hazmat is even hotter right now.

## Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171417591_10.xml)

But couches are the hottest thing going.

## Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171417586_10.xml)

I really, really want to eavesdrop on all these models when they get a load of the outfits they're supposed to wear. This one obviously said, "Do you think Jay Z will order one in every color?"

## Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171200206_10.xml)

Poor Tony the Tiger. This wasn't the future he imagined for himself.

## Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171200156_10.xml)

I really thought his shirt had a face for a second.

## Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171200133_10.xml)

I can't wait until Brad Pitt wears this to marry Angelina Jolie.

## Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171200110_10.xml)

I can't wait until Justin Bieber wears this to marry a cardboard cutout of himself.

## Salvatore Ferragamo - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171193585_10.xml)

I can't wait until John Oliver wears this to host the Daily Show.

## Salvatore Ferragamo - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171193572_10.xml)

I can't wait until Gabriel Mann wears this entire thing on an episode of REVENGE. Or just to the store.

## Philipp Plein - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171162767_10.xml)

I can't wait until Kanye wears this to North's christening.

## Philipp Plein - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171162755_10.xml)

Just kidding, obviously he'll wear this.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Runway - MFW S/S 2014

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171101384_10.xml)

Unless he's dressed as an Olde-Tymey circus strongman, in which case, this is the pick.

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