Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014
I like to imagine this is what Intern George wears when he ambles out of the villa toward the pool.
Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014
He looks like a really fancy new crocodile hunter.
Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014
It's just a real, solid Justin Timberlake vibe, isn't it?
Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014
This is actually a legitimate SWINTON bat signal.
Dries Van Noten : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014
Marc Anthony, are your ears burning? How about your clavicle?
Alibellus + : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Menswear S/S 2014
Dorothy Zbornak, are your ears burning, somewhere in TV Land?
Frankie Morello - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I have never seen a Guy Fieri show and yet somehow I yearn for him to embrace this.
Ermanno Scervino - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
This is 200 percent more fabric than Keith Urban ever lets NEAR his sternum.
Ermanno Scervino - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Orange pants are kind of a breath of fresh air right now, by comparison.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
So is a dude in a suit with oxfords. I'll TAKE IT.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Yep. You're winning.
DSquared2 - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Why weren't we at this show? What is even happening? Are they brewing Herbal Essences?
DSquared2 - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
This positively yearns for Jesse Eisenberg.
DSquared2 - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Dear Anderson Cooper: Next time there's a natural disaster involving flooding...
Etro - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Hey there, Hipster Zorro.
Etro - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Sir, I believe your catheter sprang a leak.
Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Space is so hot right now.
Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Hazmat is even hotter right now.
Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
But couches are the hottest thing going.
Gucci - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I really, really want to eavesdrop on all these models when they get a load of the outfits they're supposed to wear. This one obviously said, "Do you think Jay Z will order one in every color?"
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Poor Tony the Tiger. This wasn't the future he imagined for himself.
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I really thought his shirt had a face for a second.
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I can't wait until Brad Pitt wears this to marry Angelina Jolie.
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I can't wait until Justin Bieber wears this to marry a cardboard cutout of himself.
Salvatore Ferragamo - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I can't wait until John Oliver wears this to host the Daily Show.
Salvatore Ferragamo - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I can't wait until Gabriel Mann wears this entire thing on an episode of REVENGE. Or just to the store.
Philipp Plein - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
I can't wait until Kanye wears this to North's christening.
Philipp Plein - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Just kidding, obviously he'll wear this.
Dolce & Gabbana - Runway - MFW S/S 2014
Unless he's dressed as an Olde-Tymey circus strongman, in which case, this is the pick.