Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (1)
I don't know that I love this -- I think it's one of those things where you really want to wear each piece with something else -- but if it makes my legs look that long....I will consider it.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (2)
You are going to look fantastic when you're wearing this around Italy this summer. Eat a pizza for me.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (3)
You're going to look amazing when you're at the farmer's market it in Malibu in this. Say hi to Rob Lowe for me.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (4)
I actually FULL ON LOVE that trench/cape/coat, and I have a confession: the fact that Birkenstocks are apparently the hot shoe for summer is A DELIGHT to me, because I have a pair of pewter metallic ones that I once bought on vacation when it became clear that my feet needed better support than I was giving them and I was always rather fond of them and now I can feel smugly ahead of the curve AND have good arch support.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (5)
You are going to be the prettiest girl in the cult this summer.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (6)
"What do you MEAN I could have gotten this jacket at J Crew two seasons ago for less? I WANT TO MURDER."
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (7)
For your REALLY informal Friday morning meeting.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (8)
This coat is also kind of great. Even in summer, I want a coat. But seriously. Even over a cocktail dress at a wedding? Picture yourself at that wedding! It works!
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (9)
This matches Heather's KitchenAid Mixer perfectly, so if you too own the lavender one, you might need this sweater for the ultimate in matchy-matchy lifestyle choices.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (10)
I think it's QUITE clear we're all going to be wearing a white lace dress this summer.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (11)
Oh god, the short trench/coat/cape is EVEN CUTER than the long one.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (12)
In case you need another white lace/eyelet dress. You might. I own fifteen blue and white striped tops. I am not going to judge you.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (13)
This is going to look so cute on you when you spend all summer playing hackysack on the quad!
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (14)
This is groovy-adjacent. You know I love crazy pants.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (15)
Zoe Saldana, you are going to look amazing in this.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (16)
Kirsten Dunst, you are going to look so cute in this!
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (17)
This is obviously for all your British Music Festival Needs.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (18)
This just looks like someone packed very poorly for her vacation.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (19)
This is going to be perfect on you when you get sucked into a hole in the space/time continuum and fall through a rift in the line between fiction and reality and find yourself Megan Draper's best friend in Los Angeles.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (20)
Elle Fanning, I apologize in advance for the post I'm going to write when you eventually wear this.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (21)
I just realized that these are going to fit in nicely, color-wise, with the wardrobe of the women who went for the most recent Marc Jacobs line. At the time, I called her a "very rich seventy-five year old ceramicist in New Mexico," and I kind of stand by that.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (22)
NO. This is like an Ugg boot come to life.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (23)
But this is a good wine sweater for those times when you need wine in your bathing suit.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (24)
These scarves depress me and I don't know why.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (25)
But I do love the practicality of showing swimsuits with flat sandals, as they are meant to be.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (26)
I suspect the dress under here is cute, and I'm worried that your resort is going to be unpleasant if you need that coat!
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (27)
Aha! It is cute.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (28)
But seriously, I don't understand what resort requires purple shearling. Oh, are you going to a resort in Australia, where it's cooler now? Have fun!
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (29)
This feels like of like, "We're all taking mushrooms in the Berkshires this weekend."
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (30)
But this is VERY cute INDEED. PLEASE take it on your trip.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (31)
This only really works for me if your trip is literally on The Love Boat.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (32)
The sound you heard was Maggie Gyllenhaal running for her credit card.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (33)
I suspect the next year is going to be all about the sternum.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (34)
I'll allow it.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (35)
This, I think is lovely. I DO see why Kors dressed Zoe Saldana for the Met Gala, though. She'd look great in this.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (36)
That's the Swinton coat.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (37)
And this is really lovely. Someone will wear it. I'm going out on a limb and saying Debra Messing.
Michael Kors. Resort 2015 Look (38)
Julianne Moore?