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If you didn't just start absently humming "Blank Space," I worry that you maybe just woke up from a coma. In which case, WELCOME BACK and I'm glad you're feeling better. Isn't this cute?
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I assume the people at Michael Kors sent this one over to Kensington Palace for Kate already, right?
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STRIPES. I love stripes. I love stripes AND dots. Just take my money, Michael Kors. The big complaint about him, sometimes, is that he's too commercial -- and, it's implied, that means he's insufficiently artistic. BASIC. And I get that, but I am a person whose own personal tastes run STRONG toward Classic Preppy with a leaning toward Crazy Old Lady (the overlap in the Venn diagram between Classic Preppy and Crazy Old Lady is bigger than you'd think) and ergo I love him and I don't care. Sometimes you just want options (even for fantasy shopping) that seem REASONABLE.
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This all feels sort of Related to J Crew to me. (I miss the J Crew of like three years ago. The I'm Wearing Seventy Five Pieces of Jewelry J Crew. The J Crew that was kind of Crazy Old Lady).
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I am pretty sure Taylor Swift owns this already. Sincerely. FROM J Crew, maybe. I salute you ladies who rock the high-waisted bikini bottom. (I feel like they make me personally look weird.)
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Coats, cigarette pants, animal prints flats. Take my money.
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I'll pass on these shoes, though. I like having more options for flats but formal Tevas need not happen.
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Taylor is going to look great wearing this coming slouching out of Starbucks in March.
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Ugh, this CUTE. I can see this on Michelle Obama, even.
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I might be unmoved by the blue ribbon aspect of this? But the cut is very cute.
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I do enjoy a red bag.
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SOMEONE is going to wear this. Emma Stone? Right?
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For those occasions where you really wish your rugby shirt was MORE FORMAL.
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Back on track. I almost wonder if this might suit the new demure Angelina Jolie -- the shape of it is much like the Ralph & Russo she wore recently, and we know she never wears color anymore.
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THIS COAT IS MY SOULMATE.
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Debra Messing at a polo event. Right? (She LOVES Kors.)
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Oh, hey, Taylor! Listen, can I ask you a question about Ed Sheeran? Come on over and let's chat.
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Yes.
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Also yes (that's the crazy old lady in me).
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All these track pants feel like Michael got sucked into watching a bunch of old Y-3 shows on YouTube late one night.
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Can you OD on lace? (I think you can.)
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What you don't know is that the other side of this is TOPLESS.
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Why are there so many great coats in the world and so few places for me to wear them? Although I guess if I'm spending Fantasy Money, I might as well come up with Fantasy Coat Opportunities.
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I was going to say that I wish those boots were higher on the leg, but then I realized, if you're not a model, they probably ARE.
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SO CUTE. Kerry Washington will rock this next year, right?
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These also feel really J Crew to me. J Crew seems to think I can pull off track pants without looking like I just got back from the gym and I REALLY CAN'T.
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I guess whenever the mysterious "transeason" arrives, we're all going to be in dots.
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This is slouchily appealing, perhaps?
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I'm giving this one to Emmy Rossum. Don't ask me why. I just am.
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Taylor Swift places another order.
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I love two of these three things, the three things being stripes, polka dots, and shower shoes.
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This feels a little half-baked. It might be just that it's SO SHORT.
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But I LOVE this.
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And this.
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Another option for Ladylike Angelina Jolie.
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IS this a J Crew catalog?
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This is lovely, although perhaps Awkward of Length if you're not careful. (You'll be careful.)
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This flagrant attempt to woo Rooney Mara from Calvin Klein will hopefully cause a great feud in the world of American Sportswear that gets really juicy and underhanded. That'll be fun.