Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
Exhibit A: I have no idea what's happening with the rest of it, but my god that coat is fabulous. FABULOUS.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I will not be sold by the white thermal leggings, not ever, but that dress is adorable. Emma Stone, you have SO MANY options for your Spider-Man photocalls! So many!
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I am just looking past the white leggings and I suspect that skirt AND the shoes AND that bag are good.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
So much of this, though, looks like what Lauren Ambrose's Can't Hardly Wait character might wear. The 90s, you guys. They're really coming back. Jared Leto brought them back with him.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
This one looks a wee bit like she escaped from the asylum, but at least she'll be warm on the run.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
If that's a skirt, I vote yes. If it's Bermuda sweater shorts, HELL NO.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
Ah, yes. This coat has soothed my furrowed brow.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I'm weirdly comforted that those are thigh-high socks and not leggings. Is that a strange reaction to have?
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is a bit like a high fashion potholder, but I actually think the right woman could pull it off. Blanchett, obviously. Like, on her way to the market.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I long to see that sweater with jeans, and we probably will, in a shot of, like, Penelope Cruz running into Bristol Farms for donut holes. (Bristol Farms has GREAT donut holes.)
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I'm pretty sure they just sent this one down the runway to make sure we were paying attention.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is like High Fashion Mary Poppins.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
Won't one of you buy this coat and wear it so that ONE OF US can experience its cuteness?
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
This will be perfect when they have to costume a musical version of Singles, which, by the way, needs to happen. Why hasn't Jason Katims tried to make a TV adaptation of Singles, by the way? Jason Katims, I want credit for that when it happens! I mean it!
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I actually LOVE this skirt. I also want this for Emma Stone. Why am I always shopping for Emma Stone?
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I feel like a lot of these are like, "I'm doing apres ski at the Parker in Palm Springs and I just need to run to the Jonathan Adler store for more great ceramics."
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
This might look good on the right person -- the sweater anyway -- and that right person is very very tall.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I do think we all need to have a serious talk about how most people cannot pull of what are basically pajama bottoms without looking like we are wearing pajama bottoms as pants.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
I kind of love this. Let's stick it on Diane Kuger and see what happens.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
And this sweater -- I decided I am still not into the pants, although objectively I am sure they are lovely in person and on the right person -- is the reason Missoni is in business. You want it, even if it goes with NOTHING else you own. They can do a knit, man.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
And this coat. I would steal a paperback from a nun for this coat. I want to pet it.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
But these hats are hilarious. It's so very Tragic Street Urchin, so Newsies: 1966.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
And this just looks like laundry day.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
Can we try the skirt on Zoe Saldana? Just to see how it goes.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
A lot of these feel a bit Grungy 70s Freaks and Geeks chic, though. Which is what Jane would have called the photoshoot they did with them if this line had happened in 1997.
Missoni, Milan Fashion Week Fall 2014
Fuzzy! I always welcome outwear that you ca find yourself absently stroking while you wait for your order to come up at Chipotle.