Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
There's a LOT of matching turbans happening here.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This top with jeans will make Vanessa Hudgens very happy. Actually, she would also like that skirt. Actually, Vanessa Hudgens might really be suited to Missoni.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Everyone probably needs towels that match their coats when they have to pop outside and get the mail with still-wet hair.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
See what I mean about the sweaters? I don't know if Sweater Over Your Shoulders really needed re-inventing.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
January Jones, meet your Coachella outfit. It DOES look breezy.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
That coat might be great, over something totally else entirely.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Everyone, unpack your patchwork housecoats for spring!
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
SO much yellow happening for spring. Here's hoping it doesn't make you look jaundiced. (I actually like this pattern, though.)
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Let's give that coat to Emma Stone for a photocall.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
And that little capelet to Kerry Washington.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This one feels like Rich Earth Mother Shops The Farmer's Market Before Her Facial on Sunday.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
I mean, I appreciate it from the point of view that this sort of knitwear is very complicated and groovy.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
I can see this on someone at a Cannes photocall. Actresses who are planning to be mildly pregnant in May, step right up.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This, however, I flat out LOVE. It's going to be SO GOOD at your fancy pool party.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
What did I tell you about Vanessa Hudgens? Upgrade from Free People, V.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Julianne Moore, as she emerges from pottery class.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This is exceptionally groovy, and needs someone tall. Allison Janney?
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Let's see if Marion Cotillard can make something of this.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
NOOOOOOOOOO. (Although the color is great.)
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Someone is going to look breezily fantastic at the Brentwood Country Mart in this. I give it to Gywneth. It would look grand with her hair.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
The styling here, in particular, feels very "I'm an alien who doesn't understand the way of human clothing."
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
This coat is KILLING ME, I love it. I'm putting it on Reese Witherspoon as she trots across a parking lot.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Zoe Saldana, your third trimester awaits.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Heidi Klum, you're in the market for a swimsuit cover-up.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Let's take that little coat and give it to Michelle Dockery, over something else entirely.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Swinton Takes A Holiday.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Kruger Takes a Walk.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Jessica Takes a Xanax.
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Yet again, though, I love this spring-y coat. Can we give this one to Kerry Washington, too? (For some reason, I just want her to have a lot of cute coats. These are like what Olivia Pope would wear if things ever started going wonderfully for her and she was ever truly happy.)
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
And I think this is fab. Let's go crazy and give it to Jennifer Connelly. (She needs a little color in her life.)
Missoni Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week
Seriously, Vanessa Hudgens. Just listen to me for once.