
This is LOVELY, but I worry that she's got a smile over her boobs.

This neatly straddles the line between Wedding Gown and Something You Could Wear to the Met Gala, which seems like a useful cross-pollination.

I NEVER say this, but I think I might advise LESS jewelry.

This is lovely and floaty, and I think it could ALSO cross over to red carpet. What about someone like Constance Wu? I feel like this dress might be striking on someone with dark hair, and she's got great, interesting taste.

Mildly bonkers, but in a way that I like.

GLORIOUS. Lupita would dig that neckline, right? (SO many of these would work on the red carpet.)

You could totally wear this with saucy, notable shoes.

If Joan of Arc had taken a totally different turn and married some dude.

J Lo, your jumpsuit is here. Paging Jennifer Lopez.

This needs a bit of a hoik, but shall we put it on...oh! Brainwave. What about Eva Longoria?

CAFTAN WEDDING TIME!

This is for that bride who wants to look great but also not entirely into this marriage, like, at all. I give it to Rooney Mara.

Dear Diane Kruger, this is for you.

This might work better for me without the Formal Poncho aspect.

"Oh, SHIT, we forgot a princess dress!"

I might like this color on a redhead. What about Amy Adams?

I fear this one might be a wee bit drab.

What if Sofia Vergara tried something new?

I am dying to go to a wedding where the bride really GOES FOR IT like this.

Hasn't Taylor Swift already worn this?

Formal Strapless Swinton.

For when a glamorous widow is forced to remarry against her will, for soap operatic reasons, and she REALLY wants to make a statement.
