Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
I love how the old-school cut of the dress feels fresh thanks to all the stripes. I would LOVE to see this on someone. Please, Hollywood, do not wimp out on stripes.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
That bodice is not typically my favorite cut, but again, the stripes and colors are cool.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Meet me on the lanai. Bring cheesecake.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Welcome to the first case of "It'll Be So Pretty When Someone Lines It."
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Jumpsuit, schmumpsuit.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Meet me on the lanai. Bring THREE cheesecakes.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
You know, we saw a lot of platform shoes this fashion week, and I am NOT HAVING IT.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
This is already better without those clodhoppers, although the thigh slits aren't my favorite either. It's very loincloth-y.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Human disco ball. But in a good way.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Jumpsuit, Shmumpsuit II: The Blechening.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Meet me on the lanai. Bring six pitchers of margaritas with your cheesecakes.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
That his sweetheart neckline is actually heart-shaped is... something I would pass on, personally, but the skirt is lovely.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
The earrings and the scarves made this whole thing feel so much more tropical than a NYFW runway usually is.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
This dress, I think of as the Naomi Watts. Because...
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
... it's held together by a GIANT bejeweled neck thingy, so I keep imagining that he got the idea from watching her wear the Bulgari snake.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
This is pretty, but the satin on the skirt steers it in a prom direction.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Call him, Viola Davis.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
I DO sometimes want to ventilate my armpits, it's true.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
I appreciate the attempted cape, but it's half-hearted, no?
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
This just looked awkward coming down the runway -- I kept expecting the ruffle to get sucked into her mouth.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Slice off the ruffle. I know it's one of the few design features, but she looks like a throw-pillow.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Someone EXTREMELY sweet is the only match for this. Like... the new Kiernan Shipka, whoever that might be. Because I think the current Kiernan Shipka might be too advanced already for pink ombre satin.
Naeem Khan: S/S 2016 Runway at New York Fashion Week
Such a pretty purple.
Naeem Khan - Runway - Spring 2016 New York Fashion Week: The Shows
The nipple darts on this nearly blinded me, but again: lovely color. Let's just iron out that bodice a wee. We don't need to slice apples with our breasts.