
Normally I don't go in for the cut of dress that has a giant tongue-as-harness. But this is really good. Naeem is adept at selling me on concepts I would otherwise question.

I kind of want the coat/sweater as a wine cardigan. SOMEONE please make a line of wine cardigans, at least.

I will say that this doesn't feel very Naeem to me. Not that it isn't eye-catching, but it REALLY reminds me of Roksanda Ilincic from a couple years ago -- very swirly but still geometric.

I wouldn't expect to see that slit on a red carpet. Even for Hollywood, I think it goes too high.

Is this subtly lower, or is the model just not in as wide a stride as the one prior? It's a very striking dress, but this one AND the last one have slits that hit in a particularly unflattering spot.

And THIS is very... DVF Resort.

To borrow from Gilmore Girls: OY with the prairie hem already.

Is this pants? And is it macrame? Did Granny knit this? Is this the Anthropologie Walking Potholder line?

Okay, but I'm wholly for this one. Connie Britton, anyone?

This is a ballgown version of one I'd picked out for FLOTUS. I wish Hailee Seinfeld would backstep into something this girlie again.

Oh, BLANCHE, did you re-cover Dorothy's cushions without asking her? Orange does NOT go with her color scheme.

Oooh, so autumnal (especially considering it's a spring 2017 line). Maybe THIS is for Connie Britton and the other flowered one from a couple slides back can go to... let's say Laura Dern or Naomie Harris.

This feels unfinished.

And this feels inspired by McQueen. Rihanna could carry it, although I don't think she's ever worn this line in her life.

Naeem always does great elaborate patterns, but again, these feel like a shift from him.

Either this or the last one will be catnip to SOMEONE. What's Annette Bening doing? They feel aimed someplace more mature than your average Selena Gomez.

Pass.

Pretty! This model has Fanning-esque coloring, so of course my mind wandered there.

This is so heavy. I want to ask where the curtain rod went, but maybe Carol Burnett needed it back.

I don't usually associate Naeem's patterns with homicide.

He and Monique must have had a major mind meld -- this is so similar to Constance Zimmer's Emmy dress.

Hmm. This could either look very pretty, or slightly swampy.

The placement of the pistil on that flower seems VERY... specific.

The color makes the model look a bit sallow; this could be cute on the right person.

We'll see this, right? Kate Beckinsale should give it a call.

I can't decide if this works.

Those harsh neon shoes are really distracting.

Do we think that neckline will sit too low on a lot of people?

How gorgeous is this color. I kind of want ... hmm, maybe Nina Dobrev in this. NO. Wait. Lupita.

There's also a long one, for options.

This version might be the hardest neckline to wear of the three of them.

He does such interesting pattern and beading work that the satin bores me.

I need to explore those shoes very closely and personally.

I want to go on vacation in this.

Would this work better as a halter?

HELLO SWINTON.

Hello, fancy bath towel.

I almost like this, and again, my hesitation is that I think it's too shiny.

Gwendoline Christie. Am I right?
