High Fugshion: New York Bridal Week: Naeem Khan and Carolina Herrera

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

I fear this entire slideshow is going to just be me searching for synonyms for PRETTY.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

This might sit too low on her chest? Maybe not for those of us -- like me -- who are long of torso.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

Eva Longoria, if you want to get married again, this is for you.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

I AM curious as to whether these are actually this sort of dingy color, or if it's the lighting this season.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

For the bride who DEMANDS A CAPE. This is legitimately what I want to wear for my seventh wedding, when I am 85. That party is going to be amazing, you guys. I WILL wear a turban, and also carry a cigarette holder. (I plan to start smoking at 80.)

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

You MIGHT look like a doily in this, but it's a gorgeous doily.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

This is beautiful -- I do LOVE Naeem Khan -- and one of those dresses that an actress could totally use for an event that isn't a wedding. Mark my words.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

Ditto.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

I appreciate that she really does not Need a Bracelet.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

For the bride who really wants sequins, but in a classy way.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

There is something about the fact that the Naeem Khan bridal line has a caftan moment just the way its non-bridal lines does that makes me very happy.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

This is SO dramatic. This is the wedding where the bride arrives sidesaddle on a horse and the groom is wearing a kilt and you're all in the woods

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

THAT is a VEIL.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

Look familiar? Because a gold version went down the runway in February.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

ANOTHER frock that is also premiere -- or Cannes -- worthy.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Naeem Kahn

And this feels so quintessentially Naeem Khan. I love it.

Spring 2015 Bridal Collection - Carolina Herrera

Remember when I told you last week that a friend of mine wore Oscar de la Renta to her wedding, and the people at the Los Angeles OdlR were WONDERFUL? She almost wore Carolina Herrera, and the people at Carolina were ALSO so, so nice. There were some other designers who shall remain nameless whose salespeople were very snooty and rude, but I think it's very telling that Oscar and Carolina -- whose salespeople don't even NEED to be nice -- were unfailingly friendly and welcoming. ANYWAY, that being said, as much as I like them, this is not good for me. It's a little Hollie Hobbie.