Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That skirt is really neat. The sweater is... extremely cozy? It's like a turtleneck that you only just realized, too late, has living Muppet DNA.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Some of the pattern work in here is also really striking. Obviously it's all a lot to process in one outfit, but still.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I like the top of this dress a lot. I kind of want Kate Winslet to get off the Stella McCartney bus and catch this one.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That top is Elizabeth Banks; the pants are A Ski Instructor In Austria Somewhere Whose Main Pants Are Being Laundered.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
MORE Elizabeth Banks, no?
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
These fight a lot, but the right person with panache could carry it. Zoe Saldana?
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That is also cute, AHEM, Hailee Steinfeld.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I just love that one black, white, and red panel in the front. It's so great. Everything around it might be a few ingredients too many, again? But that seems like the point, with this line. Anyway. I don't dislike the busyness as much as I expected.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
What to do with the dead flower petals from your Valentine's Day arrangement.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This version is more polished and appealing, to me.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
NIfty; potentially geometrically distracting. Keira Knightley?
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
A few too many flourishes, maybe, but I LOVE the colors. Sandra Bullock, mayhap?
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Now I feel like we're getting to the Inspirational Office Poster patterns that might turn up at the Teen Choice Awards in sleeveless versions.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And now I just want to play a 1980s arcade game. I'M COMING, PAC MAN.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This color scheme makes me afraid Ms. Pac Man just burned up in a fire.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Please let that be someone's Sochi 2014 closing ceremony outfit.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And this one. This is VERY "Goodbye, Rainy Ski Slopes."
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And more Steinfeld. Although how lovely would a Rachel Bilson look in that?
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And for this one, Jaime King.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Emma Stone has a big summer movie tentpole coming out. JUST SAYING. I'm not actually convinced that's the right pick for her, but it shouts "MAY/JUNE MOVIE PREMIERE" to me.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This one might have lost me a tad.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Hand it to Naomie Harris.
Peter Pilotto: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Hand it to the dry-cleaner, because that's just a laundry pile, right?