Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Is Miuccia Prada going through a heavy-duty crafting phase?
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
There is clearly a whole Martha Stewart Living magazine that will detail how to make these dresses out of all the things you already have in your dedicated crafting studio with wrapping table.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
I can't wait until Olivia Pope is decked out in this for a very special episode in which Huck marries the torture hole.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
"I want one in Pea Soup Vomit color, also, please, Mrs. Prada. YOU know the one."
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Prada for Gund.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Dear Michelle Dockery: YOU DON'T WANT THIS. I could actually see this turning up on someone like Kate Mara, who gets a lot of designer things and often doesn't say no to the right ones.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Is that thing orthopedic, or did she just have it on a furry hanger that did NOT want to let go?
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Those leather sleeve-gloves have to be arm furnaces.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
This is not the worst thing here, but al the pant cuts are so awkward. Fortunately, it's irrelevant, because no real people will actually even have a chance to say yes OR no to these.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
I could maybe live with that, if and when it turns up on one of the Emmas.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Oh my God, she f'ed up the boob darts AGAIN. NEVER ENTRUST PRADA WITH YOUR BREASTS.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Her face says, "You should see the shitstorm she designed to go UNDER this coat."
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
This is very relaxing by comparison.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
And this doesn't even feel aimed at the same demographic, much less customer.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
PURSE PORN.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
PURSE PORN FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO CARRY MORE STUFF.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
I guess this is also glove porn.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
I'm not into the satin, but these could be worse.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Indeed, the lower heel IS the worse version, although I love the gold.
Prada - Runway RTW - Fall 2015 - Milan Fashion Week
Looks like a sneaker, feels like tank. Beyond hideous. Some fool like Rita Ora will be all over them.