Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Darth Vader is like, "Damn, I AM a magnificent bastard."
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I think here, the red hue suggests Darth Vader is experiencing rage, because he doesn't appreciate being marginalized and appreciated only for his helmet. "What about my iron lung?" he wonders, angrily. "I don't rasp like this for my HEALTH, LADIES."
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And now here, he's feeling confusion, because he just realized he's being burnt by a bunch of dancing teddy bears and his boring old self is dancing above his pyre in spectral form with the shriveled green Vulcan and Skinny Santa.
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Here, he's actually kind of stoked, because HELLO LADIES, he is feeling like a saucy creature of the night.
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Sigh. Darth Vader is gone and I really miss him.
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And now, some actual clothes. That top is like Disco Q-Bert. In a good way. I'm feeling Michelle Dockery for this whole thing.
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And this can go on one of the downstairs maids, like Ivy.
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And this is totally Alexa Chung to me.
Preen By Thornton Bragazzi: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Dockery again. What can I say? She's great with a trouser and blouse. I wish I were. Add that to the reasons Michelle Dockery rules it over me.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Now let's shift over to House of Holland, for a very nice pattern that's one of the least weird/most wearable things he sent down the runway.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
People are really into prim little schoolgirl collars on things. Kris Jenner wore one recently and after I stopped laughing I realized this trend is not going away. I actually don't HATE the trend, either, but just... it has its place.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Is the theme of this show, "Your Four Year Old Daughter Picked Out Her Own Wardrobe"?
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That's a cute pattern, but a REALLY tough length.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
All I know is, this person just had a REALLY rough tour of Hogwarts.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I wish he'd made this in cardigan form, so that it could be a wine cardigan on SEVERAL levels.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And, now we are knee-deep in some hoopla.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Does Victoria's Secret ever sponsor the Lingerie Bowl? Because here is the ref's costume. Well, the top part, anyway. The bottom would have to be panties.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is ALSO relatively Dockery to me, although Laura Carmichael could do it. Or Keira. She loves a prim neckline.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Not sure about my midsection looking like a giant mouth.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That's actually really neat to me. Obviously it would need to be lined. I mean, you can safely assume at this point that anytime I like something that's totally see-through, I'm advocating a lining. I should make a macro.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is the '70s Swingers Party version.
House Of Holland: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And to close, here is a giant comfy coat for us all to ponder; a cool blouse; and some problematic pants, because it can never all just be wine and roses, can it?