Roksanda - Runway - LFW SS16
I'm sure someone will wear this -- as far as what came down the runway, it's one of the most user-friendly -- but that person will totally leave the shinguards at home. Unless that person is Rita Ora, but somehow I don't see them as a match.
Roksanda - Runway - LFW SS16
This one will turn up, too. It's a total Photocall outfit.
Roksanda - Runway - LFW SS16
That cutout is so awkward because it perfectly frames the catastrophic polterwang.
Roksanda - Runway - LFW SS16
AND THEN: A JUMPSACK. Elizabeth Banks has worn some Roksanda in her day, but girl, do not even pick this up to be FUNNY because it might be catching.
Roksanda - Runway - LFW SS16
Oh, it's so awful. ABORT.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW SS16
And now to Peter Pilotto, which was low on the kind of cute party frocks I remember, and high on ... bunching.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW SS16
It's so petticoat-inspired, which does not need to be a thing.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW SS16
... can we keep the shoes, at least? The rest of it might be dishrags.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW SS16
This actually has something cool to it, albeit in a discordant way. If that makes any sense. On the right person it could end up being effective, but also, it's the least freaky thing that came down the runway so I might just be influenced.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW SS16
I have notes. And you know what they all are. They begin with "angry insect face."
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW SS16
I could live with this? The slit seems a bit artless, though. It flaps open so energetically.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW SS16
This is like a lint filter and a delicates laundry bag -- with a sweater inside -- got all tangled up together.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
His brand of collage has NEVER been my favorite, but I will say that on the right person -- maybe THIS is Rita Ora's jam? -- I could be convinced that it's at least fun.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
Whereas this one is like a graffiti artist got shot just after finishing his masterpiece.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
Amoeba orgy.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
I like the top, but the bottom is like a found friendship bracelet that I stopped making in sixth grade and never picked up again.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
Just think how fun it will be to get all those things stuck in your lunch, or watch them accidentally fall into the toilet.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
That's very Pop Art, in a way that I want someone REALLY unexpected like Rooney Mara to try.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
Huffing and kaleidoscopes and clothing design don't mix.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
No, really. They just don't.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
There was also a longer version of this in hot pink. Striking on a runway, but hard on a body.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
AMOEBA SWINGERS PARTY.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
Amoeba hangover? (I actually might have liked this without the ventilation.)
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
This feels very Teen Choice.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
That's just a shower curtain, and Rainbow Brite's tears.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
This will be worn, right? It feels user-friendly, comparatively.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
Whereas this is user-repelling.
Christopher Kane - Runway - LFW SS16
And this doesn't even feel like it belongs in this show. Did she get lost on the way to someone else's runway?