> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # High Fugshion: Selects from London Fashion Week - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/high-fugshion-selects-from-london-fashion-week/ - Published: 2016-09-23T18:00:07.000Z - Updated: 2016-09-25T17:33:34.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49 ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/09/gettyimages-607515666_master.jpg) Lupita recently wore something from [Mary's psychedelic phase](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-vanity-fair-dinner-for-lupita-nyongo-09-2016/), and apparently, it has continued apace. ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607517128_master.jpg) This cracks me up. It's like she dropped acid while staring at an ancient Egyptian urn. ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607517066_master.jpg) That IS a really cool skirt, but the rest of it is giving me migraines. King Tut-flavored migraines. ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607515810_master.jpg) Apparently, the basic theme of this is: treat it as separates. I like the blazer and I like the skirt. And while they go better together than a lot of these outfits' pieces, I still think they'd flourish more on their own without competition. ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607517054_master.jpg) Someone tried on her new cocktail dress over her PJs. ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607517050_master.jpg) Socks and heels are bad enough, but mid-shin socks with granny sandals give her a special Nursing Home kind of flair. ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607517056_master.jpg) Don't stare as she walks toward you, or else you might find yourself clucking like a chicken every time someone says the word 'juice box.' ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607515790_master.jpg) This is sort of... it's because I'm easily swayed by the model's own self, but I keep thinking of a Jessica Pare or Michelle Monaghan type in this. ## Mary Katrantzou: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607515812_master.jpg) And then the red robin proffered a laurel to the goddess of the afterworld, who simply laughed and cooked it for dinner on her lovely lush green lawn, for in the underworld there is no drought. ## Julien Macdonald: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607239730_master.jpg) And then we go to Julien Macdonald, whose stuff I often feel toes the line of vulgarity. It's well-made, but it's heinous. ## Julien Macdonald: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607239892_master.jpg) This is clearly an homage to a failed shoelace factory. ## Julien Macdonald: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607239900_master.jpg) This is banal Rita Ora-level formalwear. ## Julien Macdonald: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607239950_master.jpg) This is just a cat's cradle merged with a bathing suit, for people who are unclear on the concept of "good." ## Julien Macdonald: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607239726_master.jpg) And this, which is much more normal albeit still a formal Clan of the Cave Bear outfit, is probably for Taylor Swift. ## Julien Macdonald: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607240146_master.jpg) What's frustrating is, even the stuff that's fuller coverage ends up looking from the front like she has a developing crotch wedgie. ## Peter PIlotto: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607545156_master.jpg) It's a small thing, but this would be a lot more fun without the puckering. ## Peter PIlotto: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607545166_master.jpg) As usual, there's some fun color and pattern work that's lost in clashing and/or zany details, but at least this show was probably REALLY delightful to behold. ## Peter PIlotto: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607545194_master.jpg) I particularly wince at the shoes. ## Peter PIlotto: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607545210_master.jpg) If you took a guitar strap and a first grade class's play parachute and tried to turn it into a Ren Faire costume, you'd get this. ## Peter PIlotto: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607545244_master.jpg) Don't sleep on that robot on her left hipbone. That thing wants to zap the hell out of your spleen. ## Peter PIlotto: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607545258_master.jpg) You know who should be wearing this line? Jennifer Lawrence. Not because this is all so thrilling, but because it seems WAY more in keeping with her free-as-a-bird personality than Dior is. ## Peter PIlotto: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607545154_master.jpg) Admittedly, no one should wear this, unless they are bringing back "The Carrie Diaries." ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607684314_master.jpg) I feel like -- and this may sound insane -- I can't take this seriously until we tuck in the shirt. ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607684348_master.jpg) I don't think I meant to download this one, but I did, so: Hey, here's this! It's not that zany! Maybe that's a good thing. ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607684380_master.jpg) I rather like this. The volume, the colors... it's cool. Minnie Driver seems cool, and she has a show now; let's marry them. ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607685154_master.jpg) Simple but chic. ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607685168_master.jpg) *Corsets On The Outside: The WTF 2016 Story* ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607685182_master.jpg) Well, if it's going to work AT ALL, it's going to be on Zendaya. ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607685914_master.jpg) Girlfriend has the fanciest leg hair I've ever seen. And it's bionic, if it grows through her clothes. ## Antonio Berardi: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607685916_master.jpg) This totally feels like something Sarah Jessica Parker would wear. ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607690248_master.jpg) Cate Blanchett and SWINTON may fight to the death for the right to wear a housecoat bedecked with expired false eyelashes. ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607690272_master.jpg) The shoes are weird with this, but otherwise, I actually rather like it. And I definitely think we'll see it. If we don't, it's because people are crazy. ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607690286_master.jpg) This too, I think. Lousy shoes, but an interesting dress that ought to find its context. ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607690554_master.jpg) It was going so well for Casper until someone's fly swatter accidentally found him. ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607690564_master.jpg) That's a horse on her thigh. Just to be clear. ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607690576_master.jpg) Much cuter. ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607691444_master.jpg) Cate Cate Cate Cate. Cate! ## Roksanda: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607691460_master.jpg) Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. ## Burberry: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-608126180_master.jpg) I assume those sleeves double as coozies. ## Burberry: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-607942882_master.jpg) Burberry DOES know its coats. ## Burberry: London Fashion Week S/S 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-608126284_master.jpg) Of course, then this looks like a straitjacket mixed with a Disney Princess bodice that was abandoned after a long coffee break. 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