Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
Sigh. Not that the rest of this was any great shakes, but the falling bodice truly bugs.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
I can't decide if that's favoritism of the left-handers -- in that they could actually USE their arms -- or the work of an Anti-Leftite who wants people to freeze that limb off entirely.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
There always has to be suit from Planet Crazeballs.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
The hell? Sticking a sweater under something doesn't make it a well-thought-out winter look.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
I mean, this is pure nuttery. In spreadable form.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
What a very pretty, simple grey coat. And WHAT CRIME AGAINST PANTS lies beneath?
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
I'm sure in like six months I'll be trying to make sense of this on Liv Tyler.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
Come on, Goop. Wear it. WEAR IT.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
I like the fabric on that top part. Why is she ruining it? WHY ARE YOU A RUINER, STELLA?
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
I mean, comparatively, this is sensible and right.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
Pajamas, right? Pajamas.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
Kendall Jenner will want one for Coachella, to wear over her favorite bathing suit.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
And Kylie can have the black version, because she's clearly so edgy.
Stella McCartney Fall 2015 Runway
This is very Boss Women by Jason Wu to me, and I don't hate it except for -- yes -- the annoying strap around the arm. Clothes that quit. Again.