Justin Bieber
Has someone been showing him "The Princess Bride"? Because his hair reminds me of Westley, but deployed by someone who doesn't understand the concept of panache, or never to go up against an extremely hot Brirish man when death -- or even life -- is on the line.
Kim Kardashian
"Like, I don't mean to, like, be controversial, but like, @$!#%#, you guys. This is like one of mom's old aerobics videos mixed with like camping or something. It's @$&!ed up."
North West
The cutest thing that came anywhere NEAR the runway.
Rihanna and Beyonce
Rihanna's face has basically never looked lovelier or more natural, but EVERYTHING ELSE in this photo looks like it was from a bag of junk Joan Collins donated to Goodwill. I'm pretty sure Beyonce is hoping this photo will be captioned "Rihanna and friend."
adidas Originals x Kanye West YEEZY SEASON 1 - Runway
Oh hey there, Pippi Bodystocking.
Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, and mother
Kendall: I can't look.
Khloe: Just look at me, then. I'm taking one for the team here. The least you can do is print a headline about my boobs or something.
Kris: I cannot look away. By which I mean, I literally cannot move most of my face muscles voluntarily, but also, even if I could I would be frozen to the spot wondering if we have hitched our wagons to an extremely deranged star.
adidas Originals x Kanye West YEEZY SEASON 1 - Runway
"Next season my focus is going to be doing high school uniforms," Kanye told Ryan Seacrest on Wednesday, and I think we all mourned the loss of Gossip Girl one more time.
adidas Originals x Kanye West YEEZY SEASON 1 - Runway
Even GFY Kanye can't comment. GFY Kanye is speechless. GFY Kanye is like, "I HAVE HORRIFIED FEELINGS ABOUT THOSE TRAGICAL LITTLE SHEERLINGS KNOWING JAY AND BEY ARE OVER THERE PEERING AND THE MEDIA IS JEERING AND IT'S ALMOST SORT OF ENDEARING THAT NO OKAY NEVER MIND IT'S INSANE."
adidas Originals x Kanye West YEEZY SEASON 1 - Runway
These are for when Kanye mounts Godspell on Broadway.
Sean Combs, Jay Z, Beyonce, Kim, Anna Wintour
While Puffy and Jay marinate in their horror, I like to think Beyonce is gazing off into space wondering why Kanye always tries to defend her, and if he's obsessed with her, and what it says about HER that she's the paragon of true artistry for a man who has produced a sartorial cross between Clockwork Orange, a British fox hunt, and Step Up 3.