This outfit is magical, and if SNL doesn't allow Stefon to wear this for his last ever broadcast this weekend -- the one in which CLEARLY he and Seth will ride off into the sunset together, happy at last, right? -- then the world is a cruel place. Failing that, obviously Chris Evans will get it.
One in every color for Intern George, please.
I can't be alone in getting a Rob Schneider vibe here.
This is so Don Draper, I can't EVEN.
Plastic pants, a fur sleeve, and a crown are like FULL ON Kanye. Wait, actually, it kind of is.
Gerard Butler is going to look so fetching.
But how is Ryan Gosling supposed to wear a bra with this?!?
I was going to make a crack about her muse being Avril Lavigne, but that might not be a joke.
Lindsay Lohan could really make a positive statement by wearing this to court.
Jaime King will have so much fun navigating pregnancy in this delightful composition.
How about Rumer Willis for this one. (Although it's... not terrible.)
Confusing but also not as awful as some of the rest. Versace: A Comparative Science.
Chloe Sevigny might wear that for real, y'all.
Kim Kardashian, your last month of pregnancy awaits.
Oscar season isn't THAT far away -- somebody should grab this and hang onto it for the Academy Awards luncheon.
Shailene Woodley, you know you want to.
And that patent trench is a blight on humanity, OBVIOUSLY -- such an EYE SORE amid this parade of sweetest majesty -- so please nobody buy it in my size.