High Fugshion: Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This whole show, for me, was like Stuff I Really Want Julianne Moore To Wear and Stuff I Hope To God She Does Not. This might fall into the latter?

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

That is one intense neckpiece.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This looks cozy and I hope Parker Posey wears it to Sundance.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This will do for Eddie Redmayne's pipe smoking period.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This is kinda great.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This is FULLY great. Someone, send this to the Duchess of Cambridge.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This will obviously look smashing on Wills.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Okay, but that bag is fantastic.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

I feel like Tom Ford has been watching a lot of Starsky and Hutch.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This coat is divine. Because Ford is doing this whole Buy It Now thing, his line is for autumn/winter, the season we're moving into, as opposed to basically everything else we're seeing this Fashion Week, which is for NEXT spring/summer.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This is highly dashing.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Tom Ford's really into buckles right now.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

That skirt is great. FYI, if you like sequins, you will enjoy a LOT of the evening wear coming your way in this post.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

That coat looks so cozy...she typed, on a hellishly humid day.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Jon Hamm was in attendance at this show, and I hope to see him swanning about Los Angeles looking hot -- perhaps literally -- in a turtleneck this upcoming Autumn/Fall. Did I ever tell you guys that I once stood next to him at a bar and he smelled great? True story.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

I LONG for this coat.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

We are definitely going to see the dress that's happening under there on someone, I think.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

So much leather, so much tweed.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Julianne Moore is all over this.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Apparently, we all need leather skirts for fall, which is GREAT because I just remember I have one from ASOS in the back of my closet that I barely wore last year.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

All the male models in this show give off the sense that they are JUST about to dash off somewhere dramatically, and with great elan.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

I also want THIS for Julianne Moore.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Man turtlenecks can be so divisive. I like them, on the right man.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

We apparently also all need a tweed skirt for fall, and I do NOT have one of those moldering anywhere, so.....

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This feels like that time Severus Snape went to art school.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Are these what were once called fun furs?

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

If Jon Hamm would only wear this to the Emmys. I would give $20 to charity.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

I feel this for a groovy lady of some ilk, perhaps Of A Certain Age. Perhaps, like, Blondie.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This is for when you're in the middle of an arctic blast but you must look chic, dammit!

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Oh, hey, Gigi!

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

Maybe Colin Firth can wear this for the next Bridget Jones premiere? Don't you trust Tom Ford, Colin? HE DID SO WELL BY YOU IN A SINGLE MAN.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This is black and shapeless and it will appear on the corporeal form of one Julianne Moore in short order.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

I heart this coat.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

SOME brave man will have the fashionable stones to wear one of these blazers and I, for one, cannot wait to shake his hand. Maybe Jared Leto? Or Nick Cannon? They both fear no blazer.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

PLEASE SWINTON. PLEASE.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

I told you that sequins were in your future.

Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2016

This is gorgeous and slightly evil. I'd love to see it on Angelina if she ever makes a red carpet appearance again. (I know, I know, she's off doing good deeds for the world. FINE.)