Karlie Kloss
I saw this, and concluded it must be a matter of time before Taylor Swift does a "Lord of the Rings"-themed music video.
Joan Smalls
This is what happens when you leave your Galadriel costume out in the rain. For ten years.
Kendall Jenner
It says a lot about Kendall Jenner as a model that she can actually look dignified even when drizzled in this dipshittery.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Make no mistake, I don't like this dress. Or the shoes with it. (The pink, though! yes.) However, my biggest laugh comes at the expense of how the headband looks on her. It's just... refried Coachella in the worst way.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
This kind of looks like if Avril Lavigne were reborn from the union of her DNA with a really large joint and a Fleetwood Mac album.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
NOBODY at the pool party was able to take Melody's bathing costume seriously.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
I like... the floral parts? Selena Gomez will probably like ALL of it.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
And then Cher started her own religion.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
This is seriously one of the worst things I've ever seen. I am astonished -- and yet, of course, sadly not really -- that this emerged from the womb of a couturier.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
And we've reached the portion of the program where we flagrantly pander to Lady Gaga.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Dr. Blechll and Mr. Whyde.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Even if this weren't silly, what also really gets me here -- and everywhere -- are the totally cheap and awful platform shoes.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
She will pull out every last one of your hairs if you steal her streetcorner.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
I ate a white pizza tonight that was ricotta, Romano, garlic, a little olive oil, and oregano, and... I don't even know. I'm sure something else was on there. But it was good. I don't regret it. I DO regret this. EVERYONE SHOULD REGRET THIS.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
That skirt, at least, could be awesome at Cannes. THE SHOES THOUGH. KILL THE SHOES.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
High Fashion Pizza Jodhpurs.
Doutzen Kroes
I don't even know. Versace is so BORING to me now about 75 percent of the time. At minimum.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
This is probably one of the better ones in this collection.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Is Donatella secretly an angry Syracuse basketball fan?
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
This is nutty, but PLEASANTLY so, at least -- the kind of thing someone will wear to Cannes and we will chuckle and shake our heads and say, "ONLY because it's Cannes."
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Halfway okay. Seriously, Versace is 80 percent pizza and 20 percent an episode of Reign.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
More thigh windows. HOORAY FOR ALL!
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
This woman spells "magic" as "magick," in an unironic way.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Versace should just make nightgowns.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Everything yellow should be affronted by the existence of THIS yellow thing.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
So much fabric on top. So much inner thigh underneath it.
Versace Haute Couture Week Runway, Fall 2015
Let's end on something positive: I like Donatella's shorter hair.