Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Strangely, this is actually sort of cute.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Naturally, she offers one with a porthole to the vagina.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Are those three buttons randomly affixed there?
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Well, I enjoy the green pattern, if not entirely the garden hoses she's wearing on her feet.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
This looks like if Versace did a Las Vegas Collection. Then again, half of Versace's collections could fit the aesthetic of "Las Vegas."
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Actually, it almost looks more like it's the title card for a really cheesy TV show about Versace where the brand's name is spelled out by letters that fly in from all directions.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Well, it's a beautiful poncho.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
I'm sure this will show up at the Teen Choice Awards. Probably on J.Lo.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Those terrible pants. PLEASE GOD don't let that cut come back.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
This is seriously as covered as I have ever seen a Versace model.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
All I've got is, "It's bright."
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Again I find myself being a wee surprised by liking something.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
I can't wait for Heidi Klum to wear those pants.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
But she'd probably wear this first. Because IT IS HIDEOUS.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
I believe one dress has slowly digested the other.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Clearly she also enjoy green-on-green, as we first saw on Scarlett Johansson on the Oscars.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
It's like an ode to a road.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
I don't know that it needed to exist in red also.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Big Bird is going to LOVE HER.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Her left boob is totally leaking out of that thing.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
I could see that on, say, a Victoria Justice type, but without the boots.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
I still like that green/black ribbon, although the basic design feels so tired by this point.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Hiiiiiiideous.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
Lady Gaga should wear that coat. She needs to invest in cold-weather gear. Well, I assume, anyway.
Versace Fall 2015 Runway
This looks like walking into a holodeck and waiting for the simulation to start. It's not all bad.