Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I'm excited that loud plaid is back in soon. I want to be the person who can wear loud plaid pants. I don't know if I AM that person; we may find out the hard way.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I may not go this far, unless they are actual pajamas, and I am watching a rom-com on HBO.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I will, however, reject geometric legs.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is the clothing version of when Taylor Swift makes that heart with her hands.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
What a glamorous urchin.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This one's a no-brainer; it'll turn up somewhere, or at least its cousin will.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is for when you have a tryst and you want everyone to know, but you don't want to SAY it, so you just hope they will look at you and notice that your clothes appear hastily donned.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
The Artful Dodger on Valentine's Day.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Keeping warm in vaudeville.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
If it's that cold, you're not wearing shorts. Period.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This seems very Joan Holloway to me, which suggests therefore that Christina Hendricks will give it a look.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Sigh. A young woman cut down in her prime by knickerbockers and suspenders.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That tank is something, say, Selena Gomez will be photographed in while pumping gas, and we will all know it cost about $700 and be horrified that she didn't just paint it herself onto an Old Navy tank that cost $7.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Miss One Inch Of Freezing Forearm 2014.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I like the bag, anyway. And the sweater. Not the tights-leggings, or leggings-tights (teggings?). You are not surprised by that.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Another dramatic coat.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
That's pretty -- Hendricks should get that made for her as well. Or Helena Bonham Carter, if she ever decides she doesn't need to look insane.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I would love that without the collar, and possibly also the sleeves.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Lovely, AND with a wine cardigan, one that is even wine-COLORED.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Cheer up, Sally, you're going to love boarding school. It's a ripping good time.