Bebe Rexha

For a moment, I thought her baseball cap was a wig she had layered over her hair like a salute to Moira Rose. Alas. Moira would have thoughts about this look.

Bebe Rexha

This is like what you'd wear to a Bonnie and Clyde Lingerie party, should such a cursed mash-up exist.

Karol G

PERILOUS!

mgk

This seems generally on brand for the erstwhile Machine Gun Kelly, if perhaps even a little underbaked for him.

Martha Stewart

Martha's never underbaked anything in her life.

Suki Waterhouse

At some point, surely Noted Lamé Lover Martha Stewart approached her about this top. Which also has a hint of pirate.

Miguel

I perhaps need to make an appointment for my eye exam because I thought that pattern -- just camo -- was DINOSAURS. That would be so much more fun!

Ty Dolla $ign

Ah, there's the REASONABLE Klaxon. Someone found it.

Sombr

This is cool; this kid's vibe is fun. She said, like his ancient aunt who does, at least, send cash at Christmas.

Conan Gray

Oh! I love it.

Billy Porter

Are the proportions on this a little bit off?

Suzanne Yankovic and "Weird Al" Yankovic

Night out for the Yankovics!! They look good. God bless. They have been married 25 years!

Dove Cameron

Honestly, I think they both look beautiful here -- if slightly disassociating.

Joni Mitchell

Go get 'em, Joni.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

Also very good -- I like this better than what they wore to the Grammys, frankly.

Heidi Klum

Also objectively more reasonable than her butt mold Grammys dress...if perhaps a bit more boring.

Audrey Nuna

A Thom Browne weekend for Audrey! This is very cool on her.

Ejae

Yes, her shirt has FEATHERS coming out of it. It's very cool once I realized she wasn't molting. (I don't know what if says, but if you do, please share!)

Winnie Harlow

Honestly....yes. Yes.

Coco Jones

That middle section to me looks like the formal, sartorial rendition of melted cheese.

Madison Beer

This will anger no one. (Right? Has it angered you? I do want to know.)

Laufey

I realize I probably should not like this but I DO. I must live in my truth.

Demi Lovato

I mean....yes. This is great.

Tyla

This is like if someone took Demi's dress and stretched the top waaaaay out.

Chloe Bailey

Sure! Fine! Whatever!

Halle Bailey

Sure! Fine! Whatever!: The Sequel! (Actually, this is excellent on her and she has a tendency to veer off the rails, so huzzah.)

Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer told Zuri Hall on the E! pre-show that she had taken her Leg on a tour all weekend and it's TRUE (and funny).

Lizzo

This is great on her. Lot of folks wearing brown this year; it's very luxe and warm.

Darren Criss and Mia Swier

When else are you going to wear a sheer shirt?! (Well, actually I can think of several other events, but Grammys weekend IS one of them.)

Doechii

EVERYTHING about this says 2011. She is adorable and also looks like she has a successful blog called, like...Feathers and Furbelows.

Taylor Dayne

This is not an insult, just a pitch: Should Taylor Dayne headline a Virgin cruise? I feel like she should. She seems like she'd have fun.

Adam Lambert

Okay, tell me more about this emerald.

Olivia Dean

Again, she is EXTREMELY pretty.

Becky G

This isn't the best photo of her ever taken -- I am sorry, Becky! You still look very pretty -- but this dress might be....interesting? (Complimentary.)

Rei Ami

There might be SLIGHTLY too much happening here. (The dress code for the Clive Davis party might be fancier than I think it is?)

Shaboozey

Thank goodness SOMEONE wore a hat.

Ne-Yo

Two hats!

JC Chasez

And here's JC Chasez, draped in satin.

Rewind: There Are Still Some Grammys Pre-Parties to Look At!

Let's mentally and emotionally return to the weekend.