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# Hilariously Played: Xtina
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hilariously-played-xtina-06-2011/
- Published: 2011-06-22T21:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-28T01:09:30.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, bad hair, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Okay, okay. So you guys kept TELLING ME I had to watch *The Voice*, so I could see what the hell Xtina was doing to herself. (Also, because it's entertaining.) And I was all, "yeah, yeah. How much crazier could she look? Do you REMEMBER the Firecrotch Jumpsuit?"

And then I turned it on, and this slapped me in the face like an angry Joan Collins on a third season episode of *Dynasty*:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/photo-christina-aguliera-the-voice-hair.jpg "photo Christina Aguliera The Voice Hair")

This is what would happen if cotton candy had a baby with Gary Oldman in *Dracula.*