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# Hilariously Yet Also WTFly Played: Josh Duhamel and Fergie
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hilariously-yet-also-wtfly-played-josh-duhamel-and-fergie/
- Published: 2012-06-11T17:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:36:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Duhamel and Fergie

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/146011878.jpg)

JOSH: CHECK OUT THIS SWEET CHILD OF MINE, AMERICA.

FERGIE: Mmm-HMM.

JOSH: I am going to take her to PARADISE CITY!

FERGIE: WORD.

JOSH: She is my ROCKET QUEEN.

FERGIE: Firing my afterburners all up in my SLEEVES, YO.

JOSH: It's so hard to hold a candle in the cold NOVEMBER RAIN!!!!

FERGIE: Uh... hmm... except when it's JUNE, BITCHES, and the candle is all up in my LADY LUMPS.

JOSH: Nice save.

## Duhamel and Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146011876.jpg)

JOSH: She's MY MICHELLE.

FERGIE: Wait, what?

JOSH: IT'S SO EASY!

FERGIE: Well, we're married...

JOSH: I USED TO LOVE HER BUT I HAD TO KILL HER!

FERGIE: I don't overly love this game.

JOSH: Come on, dude. Guns 'N' Roses songs! Play along!

FERGIE: Can't you do some Motley Crue?

JOSH: No. Duh. I'm clearly Slash.

FERGIE: Why Slash?

JOSH: Because he'll show up anywhere? Especially on-stage? Even if the event has nothing to do with him?

## Duhamel and Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146010788.jpg)

FERGIE: Wait. Are you saying you're not in this movie?

JOSH: Are you kidding?

FERGIE: NO. What the hell have you been doing all this time?

JOSH: *Transformers 3*!

FERGIE: That came out last summer.

JOSH: And *New Year's Eve*!

FERGIE: That took, what, like an hour?

JOSH: And mild voice-over work somewhere!

FERGIE: Uh-huh.

JOSH: And I went to a Kings game looking kind of like a hobo with not very good seats and nobody showed me on camera! And so I decided to spend the rest of my time getting ready for this sight gag at the premiere! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!

FERGIE: Oh, Lord.

## Duhamel and Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146012533.jpg)

JOSH: Now kiss me like a groupie.

FERGIE: I can't believe I'm wearing a tight satin long-sleeved dress in the middle of summer for a movie you're not even IN. And with a lit cigarette. You really need to go back to TV. It was so much better.

JOSH: Aw, come on, baby, DON'T YOU CRYYYYYYY TONIIIIGHT, can't you just play along for another like ten minutes until we go inside?

FERGIE: Fine, but you had better grab the SHIT out of my ass and make it clear that it's like cupping pure steel.

## Duhamel and Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146012540.jpg)

JOSH: DONE. See? All you need is just a little PATIENCE.

FERGIE: Yeah, yeah.

JOSH: LIVE AND LET DIE, baby.

FERGIE: Cover songs shouldn't count.

JOSH (muttering): PROSTITUTE.

FERGIE: REAL CUTE, jackhole. Also, that's from "Chinese Democracy." Slash wasn't even in the band.

JOSH: Ouch. OUT TA GET ME. YOU'RE CRAZY. DON'T DAMN ME. BAD OBSESSION.

FERGIE: Should I turn this car around?

JOSH: ... SO FINE?

FERGIE: That's better, anyway. I accept your apology. Now SQUEEZE.

[Hilariously Yet Also WTFly Played: Josh Duhamel and FergieJOSH: HELLO LOS ANGELES! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! FERGIE: YEAH YEAH YEAH, TARZAN, SWING THROUGH MY JUNGLE! JOSH: Shh, stop it. Ahem. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT? Are YOU ready to ROOOOOCK? FERGIE: I'm ready for you to rock MY ages, baby! JOSH: No! You're doing it wrong. That's not sexy, that's just weird. FERGIE: Um...? \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/146011878.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hilariously-yet-also-wtfly-played-josh-duhamel-and-fergie-06-2012/)