"Hitchcock" New York Premiere - After Party

In case you were wondering what Jessica Biel will be wearing in 60 years.

Well, assuming we're not all wearing weird-ass futuristic hologram jumpsuits and the world doesn't end in a couple of weeks. If the Mayans are right, and it does, I will be so annoyed that I didn't buy those $75 cashmere J Crew socks. If the world is about to end, we should ALL be charging the hell out of luxury socks.

"Hitchcock" New York Premiere - Arrivals

My favorite part of this photo is, of course, the disembodied hand reaching in to STAB the tunic off her.

"Hitchcock" New York Premiere - Arrivals

I'll met you on the lanai, Biel. Bring the cheesecake. BRING TWO.

Hitchfug

Somewhere on the Astral Plane, Bea Arthur is wondering who stole her formal pantsuit. [Photos: Getty]