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# Holy Solanges, Solange, What Are You Wearing?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/holy-solanges-solange-what-are-you-wearing-05-2018/
- Published: 2018-05-22T15:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2018-05-22T09:01:01.000Z
- Description: It's a doozy.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

Me: Let me just check once more to see if anything happened while we were sleeping that's crazy.

Jessica: Surely nothing too terrible.

Me: I doubt it, but oh.... wow. Solange. There is Solange action.

Jessica: What is she wearing?

Me: It's hard to put words to it.

Jessica: That is quite a cliffhanger.

Me: It's.... chaps? And a chastity belt? With some kind of purse on it? and a tube top, and a shawl?

Jessica (coming to look): Oh my God. It's like the world's most insane fanny pack. Like if one of them took human form and came for our souls.

Heather: I guess we should warn people.