Holy S**tballs, Keke Palmer

Keke Palmer

This entire outfit is the strangest S&M fetish of all time. I think those pants are what lovesick kidnappers hang on their walls before someone disappears. But the part of this that I cannot unsee is that her ladystubble is growing back in a very personal place AND she seems to have an ingrown hair. This is... a new frontier, I think. 2016 really has had it all.

52260291 Actress/Singer Keke Palmer is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on December 16, 2016. Keke was rocking some unusual pants that were covered in pictures of Leonardo Dicaprio during the outing. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Also relevant: This is not even the first time she's done this. Just the other day she went out in a bra top with Leo on each boob. Hey, it makes sense -- she has to act fast;she's 23, which means she has about six more months before she's too old for him. ZING.

52260557 Actress/Singer Keke Palmer went shopping in Soho on December 16, 2016 in New York City, New York. She showed off her body with a sleeveless shirt and cut off pants. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

Just in case you missed the point, it's SPECIFICALLY a tribute to Romeo + Juliet. Do we think Claire Danes is relieved not to have been invoked here, beyond her character's name?

52258442 Actress and singer Keke Palmer is spotted leaving a building in Midtown Manhattan on December 13, 2016 in New York City, New York. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

Doesn't that first outfit make this one look SO LOGICAL AND NORMAL? Despite actually being an apron with matching pants and detached sleeves? WHICH ITSELF IS BANANAS? Man, 2016 really has had it all.