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# Hotel Fugsylvania: Selena Gomez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hotel-fugsylvania-selena-gomez-06-2015/
- Published: 2015-06-15T18:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2015-06-15T04:52:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Selena Gomez looks like an extremely unhappy bridesmaid.

![selena gomez](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/selena-gomez-gettyimages-477185764.jpg "Selena Gomez")

I would be, too, if the wedding were in Vegas at 4 a.m. after the bridal party's shift at The Tricksy Salamander ended -- and, of course, after they all smothered themselves in hand sanitizer before wrapping on the clearance-rack tube top and sarong that clearly came from a shop called Bride Before A Fall, but which the lady herself lied and said was "Ver-sayce." Nobody, frankly, is too stoked for *that* wedding.

\[Photo: Getty\]