> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Hotness Fugtrospective: Jared Leto - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hotness-fugtrospective-jared-leto/ - Published: 2013-12-26T17:00:12.000Z - Updated: 2013-12-30T18:09:46.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Gotham Independent Film Awards, December 2, 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453152545_10.xml) Putting this slideshow together, I learned a few things, namely: Jared Leto likes finger guns, and this is NOT the first time he's had this hair do. ## Gotham Independent Film Awards, December 2, 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453139005_10.xml) He also likes to dress vaguely like Ichabod Crane sometimes. Say hello to Yolanda, Jared! ## AMPAS Governors Awards, November 16, 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/450133423_10.xml) I feel like there's part of Jared Leto's soul that has been screaming with joy this year, and it's not just saying, "I AM AWESOME IN DALLAS BUYERS CLUB!," it is also saying, "I AM STOKED THE 90S ARE BACK." We all are, dude. We all are. ## MTV EMA's 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/187602128_10.xml) Everything about this is amazing. He's wearing pleather leggings and he's accepting an award from a sexy Storm Trooper. ## 'Dallas Buyers Club' Photocall - The 8th Rome Film Festival, November 9, 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/187450406_10.xml) "I just like how he's always finger gunning. At stuff. He finger guns great." ## 2013 MTV Video Music Awards ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/177697157_10.xml) One of my favorite aspects of this photo is that he seems to be rethinking his outfit AS he walks out on stage. ## UNESCO Charity Gala, October 27, 2012 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/154843869_10.xml) The facial hair and snazzy suit period! ## Rad By Rad Hourani Unisex Collection #5 February 14, 2012 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/138982916_10.xml) Also, it turns out that Jared Leto goes to a LOT of fashion shows. And at this one, he let someone talk him into wearing WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS. I don't even know what it's MADE FROM, other than evil. ## Hugo by Hugo Boss Show, Berlin Autumn/Winter Fashion Week 2012 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/137337057_10.xml) I suspect there may be purloined men's watches hidden inside this trench, the better to be sold in alleys all over the world. ## GQ Man Of The Year Award, October 2011 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/130730067_10.xml) Jared Leto *is* Ryan Cabrera in *Cabreration! The Musical*. ## Yves Saint Laurent: Front Row - Paris Fashion Week Spring / Summer 2012 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/127929413_10.xml) It takes a big man to serve such an enormous helping of Blue Steel in a mesh tank. Although, now that I think about it, maybe it's EASIER to give Blue Steel in a mesh tank. Sometimes to ponder over the holidays, friends. ## Barneys New York Celebrates Carine Roitfeld, September 2011 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/124622703_10.xml) This is less of a finger gun and more of a finger rifle. ## G-Star - Front Row - February 2011 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/109035427_10.xml) Is that...a poncho? We didn't go to this show, from what I can tell from The Cut's archives, and I am devastated that I didn't get to see this thing in motion. This whole thing is a resplendent display of knitwear. ## 2010 MTV Video Music Awards ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/104038306_10.xml) That coat is probably kind of rad, right? ## Radio 1's Big Weekend, May 22 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/100339345_10.xml) That is a HAIR DO. That makes a STATEMENT. I think the statement is WHAAAAAAA. ## Mr. Nobody: Red Carpet - 66th Venice Film Festival, September 2009 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/90596995_10.xml) Aw, muffin. It's going to be okay. Go lean against something. ## Calvin Klein Menswear Front Row, February 2009 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/84807663_10.xml) "I'M TRYING TO BE A BETTER LEANER." ## MTV Europe Music Awards 2007 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/77627688_10.xml) I truly pray this was merely the prelude to a dance break. ## KROQ Inland Invasion, September 2006 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/71978537_10.xml) This was around when he filming the movie about Mark David Chapman -- the man who assassinated John Lennon -- with Lohan, who also implied they were dating, and I feel like everything about this look captures the emotional stress of every part of that sentence. ## Screening Of "Alexander" At Lincoln Center, November 2004 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/51776954_10.xml) I totally had that haircut! ## TEN by Tanqueray Pool Party, June 2004 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/50934346_10.xml) And here's the first instance of the current hair! He really isn't aging much, is he? ## Candid in LA, April 2002 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/708077_10.xml) I like to think that this is just one giant blonde hair extension (it's not). ## My So-Called Life, 1994 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/Jordan-and-Angela.jpg) And here we are. My apologies for a dearth of photos between this, and the previous one: our photo services got a little light on the Leto. But this is kind of great, right? SHE is the one doing the leaning here. I see what you did there, ABC Promo department. It kills me that I can't find a clip on YouTube of Claire Danes as Angela Chase telling her friend Rayanne, and I quote, "I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great." You know you're crushing bad when you're waxing poetic about how someone can't stand upright. (I miss those days. Kind of. Something about them was thrilling.) ## ABC Promo Shot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/MV5BMTk5NzgxNzgyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjkyNzM3._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg) In case you youngsters ever really wondered, "did they really wear that much plaid in the 90s?" The answer was OMGYES. [Hotness Fugtrospective: Jared LetoWe went to Jared. Well, it IS his birthday today! Here's to the best leaner we know. \[Photos: Getty, ABC\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453152545_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hotness-fugtrospective-jared-leto-12-2013/)