Putting this slideshow together, I learned a few things, namely: Jared Leto likes finger guns, and this is NOT the first time he's had this hair do.
He also likes to dress vaguely like Ichabod Crane sometimes. Say hello to Yolanda, Jared!
I feel like there's part of Jared Leto's soul that has been screaming with joy this year, and it's not just saying, "I AM AWESOME IN DALLAS BUYERS CLUB!," it is also saying, "I AM STOKED THE 90S ARE BACK." We all are, dude. We all are.
Everything about this is amazing. He's wearing pleather leggings and he's accepting an award from a sexy Storm Trooper.
"I just like how he's always finger gunning. At stuff. He finger guns great."
One of my favorite aspects of this photo is that he seems to be rethinking his outfit AS he walks out on stage.
The facial hair and snazzy suit period!
Also, it turns out that Jared Leto goes to a LOT of fashion shows. And at this one, he let someone talk him into wearing WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS. I don't even know what it's MADE FROM, other than evil.
I suspect there may be purloined men's watches hidden inside this trench, the better to be sold in alleys all over the world.
Jared Leto is Ryan Cabrera in Cabreration! The Musical.
It takes a big man to serve such an enormous helping of Blue Steel in a mesh tank. Although, now that I think about it, maybe it's EASIER to give Blue Steel in a mesh tank. Sometimes to ponder over the holidays, friends.
This is less of a finger gun and more of a finger rifle.
Is that...a poncho? We didn't go to this show, from what I can tell from The Cut's archives, and I am devastated that I didn't get to see this thing in motion. This whole thing is a resplendent display of knitwear.
That coat is probably kind of rad, right?
That is a HAIR DO. That makes a STATEMENT. I think the statement is WHAAAAAAA.
Aw, muffin. It's going to be okay. Go lean against something.
"I'M TRYING TO BE A BETTER LEANER."
I truly pray this was merely the prelude to a dance break.
This was around when he filming the movie about Mark David Chapman -- the man who assassinated John Lennon -- with Lohan, who also implied they were dating, and I feel like everything about this look captures the emotional stress of every part of that sentence.
I totally had that haircut!
And here's the first instance of the current hair! He really isn't aging much, is he?
I like to think that this is just one giant blonde hair extension (it's not).

And here we are. My apologies for a dearth of photos between this, and the previous one: our photo services got a little light on the Leto. But this is kind of great, right? SHE is the one doing the leaning here. I see what you did there, ABC Promo department. It kills me that I can't find a clip on YouTube of Claire Danes as Angela Chase telling her friend Rayanne, and I quote, "I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great." You know you're crushing bad when you're waxing poetic about how someone can't stand upright. (I miss those days. Kind of. Something about them was thrilling.)

In case you youngsters ever really wondered, "did they really wear that much plaid in the 90s?" The answer was OMGYES.