Greta Lee in Dior

Yet another Jonathan Anderson for Dior -- we're getting a big preview. It feels like his take on the OTHER Roaring Twenties -- our current twenties are roaring with more anguish -- except that what looks like a dropped waist doesn't actually come with any kind of skirt attached. I love the green (I thought the other navy, but Dior said it's black), but I think it really requires Greta's special sauce to sell this. Because it's objectively crazy.

I mean. It barely covers her butt. I applaud her ability to move freely in this without being concerned about wrangling her buttocks. I hope she brought some seat liners for the theater. I suppose she can use her ribbon ends.

I laughed out loud at this photo. It makes the bow look like a deranged out-of-whack jumpsuit. Cut off the ribbon and pair this with pants and I'm fully in, and very curious whether this WAS intended to be a shirt originally.

Rebecca Ferguson in Maticevski

She looks like she fell asleep in her Dune era and JUST woke up.

"What the fuck, I don't know, what day is it?

Rebecca Ferguson

She's got those giant platform hooves and STILL the dress is very long.

I love a good out-of-context photo. I assume she was gathering her skirt to move, but it looks like she's shaking her butt.

Idris Elba and Sabrina Elba

My apologies, Idris, but I think your tailoring is wack. Sabrina, however, looks crisp and great.

Gotta love that look on his face.

Gabriel Basso

"PLEASE, settle down, I am not JD Vance and I cannot prank call him."

Eva Herzigova

This is how I feel at all this glorious CONTENT.

Anthony Ramos

He is BOOKED and BUSY. Three movies this year and two last year, a Disney miniseries, and he's set to star in Amadeus on Broadway at some point TBD. I'm happy for him.

Kathryn Bigelow

I think I'd like this if it were designed not to rely on the bra. But her sunglasses are excellent.

Allegra Riggio and Jared Harris

They're such a groovy duo. I love her suit and all her accessories, as well. And are those headphones, or one of those funky neck fans? I bought one for a lacrosse tournament but then it was cooler than anticipated, so I didn't need it. I love the idea of somebody coming prepared for a sweltering red carpet.

Rebecca Ferguson in Thom Browne

Rebecca, my sweet child, clambering in and out of a boat on SHOE BRICKS is BANANAS.

Anthony Ramos

Good suit, but I guess he let Idris's tailor do his pants.

Greta Lee in The Row

Girl, you needed that butt apron with your OTHER outfit.

Idris Elba

They're the right length I think, but DAMN are they boxy.

Just because you CAN kiss Idris Elba's hand doesn't mean you SHOULD. ... Just kidding, yes it does. CONSENSUALLY, OF COURSE.

Gabriel Basso

"I AM STILL NOT JD VANCE, PLEASE DO NOT THROW THINGS AT ME."

Greta Lee Busted Out a More Dramatic Dior in Venice

For House of Dynamite.