Sophie Turner

How bad was it? We're starting out with Sansa Stark in one that I would term, generously, Pretty Damn Bad Actually. LV's previous season had been a mishmash of sheers, and mercifully this popped up on the tail end of it.

Michelle Williams

Jess described this at the time as her looking like a Westworld bot who'd been pulled out for a costume change. It's true. It's a terrible bummer on her.

Ruth Negga

This was fairly universally praised, although over time I have cooled to the zip front. Or rather, I was never WARM for it, but now I am noticing it more. Still, it's good, and I think we were all possibly just astonished LV made something we liked.

Sophie Turner

Oy. Cheap-looking, and frankly, NEITHER strap style can really save that. Although pick one.

Michelle Williams

I did rather like this, but the collar has to go. LV was really into binding her neck.

She pulls off that pale yellow shade better than I expected -- it's great neutral makeup -- but I find the dress a little... thrown-together.

THAT, however, is tremendously cute.

This one, I remember wishing was in a different color than blush. I did some Super Bad Photoshop to turn it a funky green, but y'all in the comments had better suggestions. Even red would be cool.

Michelle Williams

I would like this so much better if it didn't have EYES buried in its FACE OF FIRE. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME. I guess I don't like it when the clothes look back.

Karlie Kloss

I believe Karlie was the last to wear something from this particular season of LB. And if she wasn't, she should've been.

Michelle Williams

Back to Michelle! I suspect in person that skirt looked lovely, but in photos, it doesn't quite translate. This is very simple and a sexier neckline than she usually does, and I GENERALLY lke it but also wonder if I'd be more excited by it if it were on an actress who herself seemed... excited in general. Or who'd have fearlessly put a giant necklace with it.

Alicia Vikander

BARMAID. Bring me your cheapest moonshine.

She changed into this for the post-parties, and while it's MUCH better -- a more colorful, cheery version of the fabric Michelle wore to the Globes -- I also do wonder if I'm staring through it at her buttock?

Emma Watson

Emma wore this on her Beauty & The Beast tour, and it's made from recycled polyester, itself created from recycled plastic bottles. That's a lot of innovation for a dress that's underwhelming. 

Michelle Williams

This was in March in France, and HOW does she not need a coat?

Adele Exarchopoulos

"It's true. I AM in a jacket and I am still not warm, thanks to having only one-third of a skirt."

Jennifer Connelly

"I, however, am TOASTY WARM."

Sophie Turner

"I no longer feel winter, thanks to Westeros."

Jennifer Connelly

This was at the Met Gala, and while she looks great, it represents an absolute minimum of effort or innovation for this particular event.

Sophie Turner

The theme was "The Art of the In-Between," vis a vis the work of Rei Kawakubo, and if this is meant to be in-between a dress and a slip then its accurate enough.

Riley Keough

This is a bit like someone at LV fell asleep to Michael Jackson videos.

Lea Seydoux

AND THIS. That bodice right there -- a gigantic bra shape that isn't actually a bra -- marks the beginning of what's to come. It is an ILL WIND.

Michelle Williams

But first: actual cuteness.

And then: a dowdy bummer.

From this angle you can see the texture and the two-tone fabric, although sadly that knowledge doesn't improve my opinion of the dress.

Adele Exarchopoulos

The ONE good thing about LV this year: those shoes and their kin. This dress looks unfinished, though.

Fan Bingbing

Yikes. The dress itself is a lot of nothing, and then those random leather pockets are a lot of NO.

Isabelle Huppert (with Catherine Deneuve)

She looks great, as usual. This is custom, to the point where I double-checked that it's not Armani, her ride-or-die. So clearly LV really listened to her tastes.

Emma Watson

I rather like this on her. It feels young and funky and a good kind of 90s-retro.

Diane Kruger

This doesn't look bad on her, but I can't honestly say I love it, either.

Sophie Turner

My feelings on this are well-documented by now.

Julianne Moore

Of all these t-shirt-cut dresses, this is my favorite.

Alicia Vikander

That's another nightgown, right? She certainly LOOKS like she might've just woken up.

Alicia Vikander

That's a bit better. Also, her hair is SO SHINY.

Natalia Dyer

That's... fine, and Michelle Williams must have passed on it first.

Emma Stone

Around this time, we learned Emma had signed on with Louis Vuitton, which... could make awards season super irritating for her, honestly. I am not overly fond of this but she is charming as usual.

Cate Blanchett

At least Cate is wearing pants with her version.

Michelle Williams

A RESOUNDING meh.

Julianne Moore and Jennifer Connelly

J.Co has pants on under that sheer piece, right? And J.Mo is sporting a neck harness? There is so much to parse here.

Alicia Vikander

I would maybe wear this, though, in all honesty.

Ruth Negga

She fared the worst during Paris Fashion Week. That is a wack mess.

Jennifer Connelly

Those are leather shorts, aren't they?

Cate Blanchett

She looks cool in weird sleeve puffs, but few others would.

Riley Keough

And here, another blazer and shirt-as-dress situation. They didn't push that too hard this year because SO MUCH WORSE STUFF needed to be dispensed instead.

Michelle Williams

At the time I didn't like this. Knowing what's coming, I think it's GREAT. She actually does look cool here in a way she doesn't usually, and the coat hanging open works.

Lea Seydoux

I assume hers is also a coat and that she has a shirt on under it.

Busy Philipps

She looks like a teen rebel.

Alicia Vikander

If they can pony up normal stuff for the front row, why not the red carpets?

Laura Harrier

None of this really feels like it goes together.

Julianne Moore

She looks like she's at a business meeting. It's polished and it's nice, but it doesn't relate to LV really at all.

Natalia Vodianova

And this is just confused.

Jennifer Connelly

I don't hate this suit, but I DO NOT think it wants those boots. At all.

Millie Bobby Brown

That is cute and youthful to the point where I thought it was going to be DKNY (it resembled one of those lines from a few years ago).

Emma Stone

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DISPLEASING.

Michelle Williams

Michelle can't summon much enthusiasm for it, either.

Margot Robbie

Margot has a slightly better version of it, in terms of the pattern? Maybe?

Ruth Negga

Whereas Ruth looks like she's been elaborately handcuffed.

Ruth Negga

And now, enter the waistcoat era. They're quite lovely, but also very costumey, so results with them are mixed.

Laura Harrier

Laura looks good in her vest version. I can hang with this.

Jennifer Connelly

I like the china-pattern colors on this a bit less, and REALLY veto wearing it over her pajama shorts. She looks like she stole a French aristocrat's coat so that she could sneak home.

Alicia Vikander

It is better with trousers for sure. Those trousers, though, blend right into the shoes, creating the illusion that the pants end in a pointed patch. It's distracting.

Riley Keough

And those pants are giving her ankle a brim.

Sophie Turner

It's a short skirt and a long jacket! Which makes me miss Chuck. This overall is a VERY chilly look but that's not necessarily a bad fit for Sansa.

Lea Seydoux

I would not have matched up these two items.

Zendaya

Ahoy, matey! Have ye a notepad in yer pockets to take my order of mutton leg and a Sprite?

Jennifer Connelly

"Arrrr, Zendaya went on her break. Ye will deal with me as your server, and we don't carry Sprite, but I can get ye a rum."

Michelle Williams

HOW underwhelming.

Riley Keough

And this is a cross between the dress on the previous slide, and the Emma/Michelle/Margot/Ruth stretch from a little ways back. The twain never needed to meet, particularly.

Natalia Vodianova

I have no idea what is happening here, nor why she needed a hot yellow and grey striped shirt underneath it all.

Ruth Negga

Honestly, the introduction of stripes into ANY of this feels overcomplicated, except in this situation.

Pom Klementieff

This is Pom Klementieff, best known as Mantis in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, and  I feel like the photog used to be a Starbucks barista because the caption spelled it "Pam Kiementieet." I enjoy imagining them all on the press line, being like, "Her name is what? Shit, someone else is coming, I'm just going to guess and Google it later."

Laura Harrier

This is mostly cute. Comparatively, at least.

Lea Seydoux

I like this version better, though, I think? Well... that's a tough one actually. I might immediately take back that statement.

Noomi Rapace

These denim-pleather hybrid pants are hilarious to me. Noomi is maybe the only person here who's gleefully kooky enough to wear this stuff and ahve me smile at it.

Noomi Rapace

And I guess she did some shopping while she was at this party, because here's what she wore on her way out the door.

Adele Exarchopoulos

HERE WE GO. IT'S MEGABRA.

Jennifer Connelly

THE WORLD'S NEW SUPERVILLAIN WILL NOT REST UNTIL IT HAS CUPPED EVERY CELEBRITY IT CAN.

Noomi Rapace

PROTECT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES FROM MEGABRA.

THANK YOU JOEL FOR HEEDING THE CALL.

Nicole Kidman

"Hi. I'm Nicole Kidman, so I can put my foot down about this shit."

Emma Stone

This got adapted from being a vest-like garment on the runway. I do think Emma Stone needs to stop wearing while while she has blond hair, though. They can't get her makeup right with it.

Michelle Williams

We are finishing on a strong note.

Michelle Williams

Do we think LV MIGHT be turning it around in time for awards season? I mean, this and Noomi's MEGABRA were the last two we saw from the line before today, so... it's a dangerous toss-up. Hopefully sanity will prevail. Wait, I might eat THOSE words immediately also. I do love insanity.

How Bad Was It: Louis Vuitton's 2017 Offerings

Spoiler: fairly bad.