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# How I Met Your Fug: Greta Gerwig in Stella McCartney
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/how-i-met-your-fug-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-02T18:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-02T18:15:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, jumpsuit, lace, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I'm not sure the wrap at the waist was ever going to be *incredibly* flattering.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/481919395.xml "Greta Gerwig")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/481919395.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But the jumpsuit portion of the evening isn't helping matters. The fabric itself is pretty, like wintry confetti or something -- I alternately see snowflakes, and Brachs peppermints -- but I keep wishing it ended in a skirt, because this whole thing is making a balloon out of her lower half, and sadly not the kind we can deflate with a pinprick (and now that I know it's Stella, I'm not surprised; it DID kind of remind me of a nicer version of K.Stew's labia pants). I wish it were a skirt of some ilk. I wish I could liberate her shoes from this bad dream. And I wish her makeup game weren't so problematic. I wish for so many things, all of which would require a Life TiVo to rewind live action and redo things; sadly no one has invented that yet.

\[Photo: Getty\]