How To Be Single Premieres

Dakota in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (5580568m) Dakota Johnson 'How To Be Single' film premiere, New York, America - 03 Feb 2016 wearing a Yves Saint Laurent dress WEARING SAINT LAURENT

This is a Saint Laurent that I would have pegged as a Valentino. It's well-styled so that it does not wash her out -- had she been blonde at this point, I don't think it would have worked -- but it's a bit blah. Like an industrial paper towel that someone used to clean up the glitter in a kindergarten classroom.

Alison Brie in Monse

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (5580568ap) Alison Brie 'How To Be Single' film premiere, New York, America - 03 Feb 2016 wearing a Monse designed dress

I am pretty sure she just had her bath towel encased in satin.

Anders Holm

He is very adept at playing a smug douche (see also: The Mindy Project)(unless I am misremembering)(I don't THINK I am?).

Ben Platt

Look! A time when Ben Platt wore good pants! IT DID HAPPEN!

Busy Philipps in Noon by Noor

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (5580568bf) Busy Philipps 'How To Be Single' film premiere, New York, America - 03 Feb 2016 wearing an outfit designed by Noon By Noor

This feels like terribly dated late '80s officewear to me. It's the peach color and the turtleneck, I think.

Jake Lacy

He plays a very nice guy in this movie, and I think someone needed to take him aside and tell him to try a different tie.

Jason Mantzoukas

Jason Mantzoukas showed up at this looking exactly like Jason Mantzoukas.

Leslie Mann in Marchesa

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (5580568co) Leslie Mann 'How To Be Single' film premiere, New York, America - 03 Feb 2016 wearing a Marchesa dress WEARING MARCHESA

I wrote a whole "Leslie Bibb wore a bib" joke and then remembered that this is Leslie MANN and that they don't even look alike. My brain just REALLY wanted the bib gag?

Nicholas Braun

It's Cousin Greg, for all you Succession lovers. He is punchable in this, if that interests you.

Nico Tortorella

Nico looks very nice here indeed.

Rebel Wilson in Torrid

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/Shutterstock (5580568ds) Rebel Wilson 'How To Be Single' film premiere, New York, America - 03 Feb 2016 WEARING TORRID

And Rebel's dress is... fun until you start looking at it as two GIGANTIC flop-sweat stains coming down from her armpits, and then it's less exciting. Or is it MORE exciting?

Dakota Johnson in Marc Jacobs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/Shutterstock (5585094cp) Dakota Johnson 'How To Be Single' film premiere, London, Britain - 09 Feb 2016 WEARING MARC JACOBS

Obviously I am predisposed to like this more than the other one, but at least that one fit properly. This needs tailoring.

Alison Brie in David Koma

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/Shutterstock (5585094q) Alison Brie 'How To Be Single' film premiere, London, Britain - 09 Feb 2016 WEARING DAVID KOMA

This feels like a hat tip to Versace.

Leslie Mann

She looks great, and the umbrella itself even works with this.

Rebel Wilson in Theia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/Shutterstock (5585094et) Rebel Wilson 'How To Be Single' film premiere, London, Britain - 09 Feb 2016 WEARING THEIA

But, I give it to Rebel still. I LOVE this. The color, the texture, the cut. Just give this woman some bracelets next time, please. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BRACELETS.