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# How to Fug It In America
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/how_to_fug_it_in_america111710-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-17T13:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-17T11:22:45.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: I'm Scared, pink, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Lake Bell, why crabby?  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/96911_106818120.jpg "Oceana Benefit At Esquire House LA - Arrivals")

  
Just trim them yourself if they're getting in your eyes. What's that? Oh, you are steeling yourself in preparation for my usual whining about how I don't GET you, because, to me, there is no *there* there, despite the fact that I did kind of like you on *Miss Match*, the short-lived Alicia Silverstone-as-Patti-Stanger vehicle? Fair enough. But! You asked for it. LOOK AT THIS:  

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/11/96911_106818141.jpg "Oceana Benefit At Esquire House LA - Arrivals")

  
What fresh '90s Winter Formal hell is this?