J Lo in Maison Yeya

"LOVERS. Do you like it? Alex made it. I told him to tie a yellow ribbon 'round the bold oak tree, and... what? The oak tree is not bold? What is it, lovers? ANSWER ME. WHAT IS THE OAK TREE IF IT IS NOT 'BOLD'?"

in Elie Saab

I might love this dress. There's something suspicious on the right side of this photo, as if perhaps it goes randomly sheer, but I'm going to ignore it and just enjoy the blood red sequins signifying her TRIUMPH over ENEMIES.

J Lo in Solace London

Very often, I find that those who wear Solace London need to FIND solace later in something else.

Constance Wu in Georges Hobeika

When I first saw this, for a second I thought it had one crazy pant leg with its own train. But no...

It's actaully just a bow on her hip. I feel like if your skirt is that short, AND you have a slit, it just starts to look like a broken leotard.

Constance Wu in Michael Kors

Very nice, good lipstick, and I'm still reacting negatively to her over that whole Fresh Off The Boat thing.

Constance Wu

This melange of color and print is pretty fun.

Lili Reinhart in Rodarte

On her left shoulder, she gets DirecTV. 

Keke Palmer in Roberto Cavalli

She looks so great. Whatever she was trying to do the year she won Fug Madness, she did not need. It's MUCH nicer when people go glam-experimental than Walking Scrapbook Experimental.

Keke Palmr

I can't tell if this sweater dress was MEANT to have a halter under it, or not, but it reminds me of that time Baby tried on Penny's mambo dress with her Maidenform on underneath it.

Madeline Brewer

This is a scrolldown for me. She looks BEAUTIFUL, then you scroll down and the dress starts to look a little sloppy somewhere around her abdomen, and then the shoes. For me that style is a big ACK, but I'd better get used to them, because they popped up elsewhere this weekend...

... and so did their brethren, on Madeline again. This looks like a skating costume. Put her hair up and she can be in The Ashley Wagner Story.

Madeline Brewer

Ths is cute though. Boxy, but cute.

Julia Stiles in Rosetta Getty

We need some bracelets here please STAT.

Trace Lysette

Bombshell!

Mette Towley

Y'all, we are also starting to see a LOT of these tight shorts that almost look like bike pants. Demi Moore was thirty years ahead of her time.

Lorene Scafaria, Bo Burnham

Lorene directed this movie -- which is based on a Jessica Pressler article; yay media! -- and she both looks foxy, like a combo of Christina Ricci and Famke Janssen, but she's apparently dating Eighth Grade's Bo Burnham. And people love her movie. HAPPY TIMES FOR ALL.

Julia Stiles, Keke Palmer, Jennifer Lopez, Constance Wu, Lorene Scafaria and Tom Hanks

"HANX, GET OUT. YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE."

Hustlers Is Apparently Really, Really Good

PLEASE GOD can J.Lo have an awards run.