J.Lo in Zimmermann
"BONJOUR, LOVERS. I have information. I AM A SPY. Don't tell. No one knows. The Lopez is a lover of SUBTLETY."
Cardi B in Gaultier
I feel like J.Lo and Cardi B. in the same movie, at the same premieres, is going to blow a small hole in the Earth.
The back of this outfit reminds me of The Road Master on the Maximum Velocity of Road Rules (fun fact: that was Rainn Wilson). I can still hear him saying, "NIGHTY NIGHT."
Lili Reinhart in Roland Mouret
This all feels like Blake Lively cosplay. But from before she had a big clothing budget.
Keke Palmer, J.Lo, Cardi B, Constance Wu, Lorene Scafaria, Lili Reinhart, Elaine Goldsmith Thomas
Keke Palmer looks like she's walking in a mall fashion show. I sort of wish she'd shown up wearing what J.Lo has on. Constance, meanwhile, is the other big celeb who is new to this slideshow, and I am also not a huge fan of that. She was so awful on social media when Fresh Off The Boat got renewed that I have decided she is hoping people won't recognize her with those bangs.