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# I Am Assuming No One Wears Thom Browne Totally Seriously, But...
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-am-assuming-no-one-wears-thom-browne-totally-seriously-but-09-2017/
- Published: 2017-09-07T21:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2017-09-07T02:02:32.000Z
- Description: ... I mean, come on, Whoopi.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Thom Browne, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

I am sure Whoopi Goldberg is not actually trying to dress without whimsy here, but this Thom Browne is so *aggressively* Thom Browne that it comes back around to being just a total frothing madhouse. It's like when you know someone with an ironic mullet. The joke is on them, because it doesn't come with a sign that says, "This is an ironic mullet," so at the end of the day... they are just a person with a mullet, and therefore, how ironic IS it really if they're willingly and repeatedly wearing it every day? And by the same logic, DID I hate-watch *Smash*, or does this mean I in fact love-watched it? Etc.

So, Whoopi might be wearing this because she's goofing on fashion and/or enjoying being wacky and surprising, but at the same time, she looks like she's begrudgingly helping out a relative with an Etsy shop who just invested their life savings into drawstrings. And everyone involved except the relative knows it's not gonna end well.

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